第二百四十九章二大爷不愧是二大爷(1 / 1)

最强逆袭 娃娃奴 1054 字 2022-04-30

看着处于呆滞状态的韩勇,秦枫继续说道: “再说了,一件元青花,官窑元青花,两百万?是你傻还是我们傻?我也不怕告诉你,就算是私窑的元代青花瓷,也得千万以上,你说你两百万买了一件真品官窑元青花?我就呵呵了!” 听着秦枫的话,韩勇说话都有点结巴了: “我,我可能记,记错了!是买的青花瓷,不是元青花,是宋代的,宋朝的肯定不值两千万吧!” 听到老者的话,秦枫忍不住拍了拍自己的额头! “我滴个亲娘啊!你大爷还真是你大爷啊!大爷,您老人家不懂古董就别来这儿敲诈了好不好?” 听到秦枫的话,韩勇微微一愣,看着秦枫说道: “什么意思?” 不等秦枫说话,韩风就轻轻的拉了拉韩勇说道: “二大爷,先有宋朝,再有元朝!” “是么?不是说元青花最贵么?我还以为元朝是第一个朝代呢!” 听到韩勇的话,秦枫直接傻眼了! 良久之后,秦枫这才缓声说道: “二大爷不愧是二大爷,真牛!” 如果要是被这么个连一点古董都不知道人将万宝阁忽悠了,那么万宝阁也别开门了! 听到秦枫的话,直播前的所有人再次忍不住大笑! 同时弹幕也开始疯狂的刷了起来—— “二大爷不愧是二大爷!” “二大爷这个梗,我估计以后会火!” “我下铺的兄弟问我床为什么一直在抖,是不是在撸,我说我在看二大爷!” “楼上肯定在撸!” “楼上真相帝!” “小撸怡情,大撸伤身,樯橹灰飞烟灭!” “楼上,撸帝!” …… 很快,楼又被带歪了! 当然,二大爷,呸,是韩勇并不知道,在这一刻,他已经出名了! 在网络上,他已经成了众多网友的梗! 只不过此时的二大爷不知道而已! 看着秦枫,韩勇大声说道: “那啥,我又记错了,我买的就是价值两百万的那个朝代的,反正不管是什么朝代,你就得赔钱!” 看着耍赖的韩勇,秦枫脸色一冷,大声说道: “行了,我最近事比较多,这儿有两百块,也算是你的辛苦费了,赶紧走吧!” 一边说着,秦枫一边掏出来两百块钱递给韩勇! 将两百块钱塞进口袋里之后,韩勇再次大声说道: “两百块?我可是花了两百万!不行,你必须得赔钱!今天不拿到两百万,我们爷儿俩就不走了!” 一边说着,韩勇一边坐在地上,气喘吁吁的,仿佛很生气一般! 看到这一幕,秦枫也没了再纠缠下去的欲望,对小甜甜说道: “你去哪一张两百万的卡出来!” “好嘞!” 一边说着,小甜甜一边跑进万宝阁,很快就拿着一张银行卡出来了! 将银行卡交到秦枫手中之后,小甜甜直接站在一边,笑眯眯的看着秦枫处理接下来的事情! 看到秦枫手中的卡,韩勇连忙站起来笑眯眯的说道: “早给钱不就得了?害的我们爷儿俩在这儿累了半天!” 看着眉开眼笑的韩勇,秦枫一手捏着卡,一边缓声说道: “韩勇,你可要想好了,如果你拿着两百块直接走,还算来得及,因为两百块根本就算不上诈骗,可是如果你拿了这两百万,那么你就算是诈骗了,巨额诈骗,到时候不仅这里面的钱你一分钱都花不了就会被警方追回还给我,你还会坐牢!现在告诉你,你要还是不要?” 说完之后,秦枫将手伸到韩勇身边! 可是,这一刻,韩勇却真的犹豫了! 他可以听得出来,秦枫说的是真的,可是,他又舍不得这两百万! 思来想去,琢磨了良久,韩勇狠狠的一咬牙! 拿! 到手的钱,怎么能不拿? 一把从秦枫手中抢过银行卡,韩勇转身就走! 可是就在他抢卡的一瞬间,秦枫的眼神便冷了下来! 都说到这种地步了,还要钱! 那就真的没办法了! “你还不知道密码,就算拿走了卡,你也取不了钱!” 哈! 听到秦枫的话,韩勇直接楞在原地,机械的转过身,指着秦枫大声骂道: “好你个黑心的商人,我的钱你竟然不告诉我密码?快,告诉我密码,否则老子一锤子,我的锤子呢?” 看到地上的锤子,韩勇连忙弯腰捡起地上的锤子,指着秦枫继续说道: “快点告诉我密码,否则老子一锤子敲死你!” 就在老者说话的功夫,外面突然传来一阵警车的声音! 听到声音的瞬间,秦枫暗道一声不好! 可是韩勇却一把将旁边的小甜甜拉在怀里,手中锤子狠狠地砸向小甜甜! 一边砸还一边大骂着: “让你们这群王八蛋报警,老子砸死一个算一个!” “混蛋!” 暗自咒骂一声,秦枫瞬间冲到韩勇身边,一拳轰在韩勇握锤子的右手手臂之上—— “咔嚓!” “哎呦,我的手!” 韩勇惨叫一声,看向右手的时候,却发现右手已经弯成了九十度,很显然,他的手,已经被秦枫一拳打骨折了! 在韩勇惨叫的时候,秦枫一把将小甜甜拉在怀里,同时一脚踹出,直接将韩勇踹飞了出去! “砰!” 重重的落在五米之外的韩勇刚想爬起来,就被警察给控制住了! 看看明显的受到了惊吓的小甜甜,再看看被警察抓住,却仍然各种狡辩的韩勇,秦枫眼神中闪过一丝冷意! “等等,先别带走他,我问他几句话!” 一边走向韩勇,秦枫一边从口袋中掏出拿一瓶蓝色的香水,没有丝毫的废话,直接对着韩勇的鼻子一喷,顿时韩勇整个人都呆住了! 看着呆住的韩勇,秦枫冷声问道: “说,为什么来捣乱?” 不屑的看了秦枫一眼,仿佛秦枫的问题很傻一般,可是已经处于欲望勃发状态的韩勇还是开口说道: “能为什么?为了钱呗,有人给我们十万块,让我们爷儿俩过来捣乱,当然,如果能敲你一锤子的话,那就能再加十万,一锤子十万,老子现在就想敲你百八十锤子!对了,我锤子呢?”

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