第七十九章 太祖誓碑看了不听（1 / 1）
诸天皇帝聊天群
洛九尢
1022 字
2023-10-07
隋炀帝杨广：朱祁镇，趁你现在还没被抓到诏狱前，快说说靖康之祸？隋炀帝杨广：竟然连丢下大军，乘驴车逃跑，都算不上宋朝耻辱。明英宗朱祁镇：靖康之祸？宋高宗赵构：住嘴！！！宋高宗赵构：朱祁镇，你要是敢说，朕朕……朕饶不了你！明英宗朱祁镇：伱都这么说了，朕还有什么好怕的？明英宗朱祁镇：靖康之祸，也就是徽钦二帝，后妃，宗室，百官，都被金人抓走了。明英宗朱祁镇：很多妃子和皇室公主，大臣之女……毛镶？！！你别过来！明英宗朱祁镇：救我！！！我不要被抓到诏狱！……明朝正统位面。观风行殿。隋炀帝杨广躺在萧皇后雪白玉腿间，见明英宗朱祁镇刚说到一半，就被抓走了。嘴角微微抽搐，感慨道：“皇后，你说说，这朱祁镇是不是在戏弄朕？”“不过，这宋朝的蠢事还真多啊，乘驴车逃跑，十二道金字牌，召大军班师回朝。”“现在又有这宋朝之耻，靖康之祸，朕猜不出，宋朝怎么会传了十八帝？”萧皇后轻笑一声，柔声说道：“陛下，何须动怒？”“若是真想知道宋朝历史，大可派人去打探，这里可是明朝正统一朝。”隋炀帝杨广见到萧皇后眉眼间风情万种，顿时坐起身，收起系统界面，说道：“皇后，朕现在不想知道靖康之祸了，连二侄贼都有十几个儿子，朕不服！”旋即，观风行殿内响起一阵娇笑声。……聊天群内。汉高祖刘邦：朱祁镇，你好歹说完啊，徽钦二帝，还有那么多人被抓走之后，到底发生了什么？汉高祖刘邦：那金人到底有多厉害？竟然能把赵构吓的只想着称臣，根本不敢报仇。宋高宗赵构：胡说！汉高祖刘邦：我胡说？那你有本事……算了，你还是好好在大本堂待着吧。汉高祖刘邦：等过些时日，我就把盈儿他们也送到大本堂。汉武帝刘彻：朕也把据儿送过去。……宋朝太宗位面。迷迷糊糊间，宋太宗赵光义睁开眼睛，看到自己已经回到营帐中。身旁围满了面露担忧的大臣和太医，在杨业的搀扶下，坐起身，虚弱的说道：“朕无事，大军听从杨将军调度，在幽州城歇息一日，然后继续追击辽军！”“杨将军，此战，定要一鼓作气，夺回燕云十六州！”一时间，大臣们纷纷跪倒在地，苦口婆心的劝说着。先前陛下的壮举，此刻已经传遍全军，在大军被辽军三面合围之际，陛下不顾箭伤，亲自擂鼓助阵！哪怕力竭晕厥过去，醒来后仍念念不忘要夺回燕云十六州！左领军卫大将军杨业更是感动的眼眶通红，他本是降将，陛下却屡次对他委以重任。叩拜行礼后，大喊道：“陛下，夺不回燕云十六州，臣以死谢罪！”……片刻后，赵光义安排完所有事情，挥手让众人退下，见直播还开着，匆忙关了直播。唤出系统界面，当看到在聊天群内造谣的明英宗朱祁镇被群主抓入诏狱，面露愤怒，沉声说道：“群主，朕已经无事了。”“朕和先帝是亲兄弟，岂会对花蕊夫人爱而不得？”“而且，那小周后是因为思念成疾，和朕有什么关系？”“至于【熙陵幸小周后图】，更是子虚乌有之事！”说罢，赵光义轻点系统界面，朝着上面的记录翻去。他倒要看看，明英宗朱祁镇，到底说了他多少坏话！……聊天群内。汉高祖刘邦：活了……咳咳，我是说，宋太宗终于醒了。汉高祖刘邦：宋朝还真是多灾多难，太宗一朝打辽人，绍兴一朝打金人，祥元一朝打元人。汉高祖刘邦：不过，虽然都打不过，但辽朝和金朝，都没有宋朝延续的久。宋太宗赵光义：朕既然知晓后世皇帝会受制于那些蛮夷，
就定然不会放过金人和元人！宋太宗赵光义：构儿，你便安心待在大本堂吧，朕觉得，你确实不适合当皇帝。吴大帝孙权：就像是曹子建一样。魏武帝曹操：碧眼小儿，紫髯鼠辈，你竟敢侮辱我儿子建？宋高宗赵构：咳咳咳。宋高宗赵构：魏武帝，是你在侮辱朕吧？朕为何不能……等等！宋高宗赵构：朕乃是大宋天子，你二人竟敢将朕和一介平民相提并论？宋少帝赵昺：高宗皇帝，你错了，陈思王文采斐然，你不及也，这是丞相说的。宋高宗赵构：赵昺！朕想起一事，你竟然将那些大臣诛九族，莫非你忘记了太祖誓碑？宋高宗赵构：不得杀士大夫，及上书言事人，子孙有渝此誓者，天必殛之。宋高宗赵构：亏你还是太祖皇帝嫡系子孙，竟然不尊太祖誓碑！宋少帝赵昺：太祖誓碑？我自然知晓，但那些逆贼名为宋臣，实为金臣，我为何不能诛他们九族？宋少帝赵昺：朕之大宋，不与士大夫共天下，只与百姓共天下！宋少帝赵昺：哪怕是太祖皇帝当面，朕亦是如此说。宋高宗赵构：你狂妄！群主：咱觉得，天子和百姓共天下，就挺有道理的。群主：那些大臣，勋贵，只要敢欺压百姓，贪污受贿，咱就砍了他们的脑袋！明思宗朱由检：群主说的没错！那些贪官死不足惜！明思宗朱由检：朕恨不得将所有贪官都通通诛九族！宋高宗赵构：太宗皇帝，宋少帝不尊太祖誓碑。宋高宗赵构：太宗皇帝？……宋朝太宗位面。营帐外。杨业听到动静，连忙跑了进来，当看到陛下脸色惨白，捂着嘴，怒视着前方。而且，指缝间还有鲜血不断流下，连忙快步上前，扶住陛下，大喊道：“太医！太医！”“陛下，您这是怎么了？”赵光义回过神来，惨笑一声，喃喃道：“靖康之祸…大宋的耻辱！”“徽钦二帝！赵构！朕怎么会有你们这样无能的后代！”说罢，赵光义眼前一黑，又晕了过去。只留下根本不知道发生了什么事情的杨业，急的直冒冷汗！(本章完)
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