第一百六十一章 圣人可汗（1 / 1）
诸天皇帝聊天群
洛九尢
1043 字
2023-10-07
明朝洪武位面。朱元璋见聊天群内宋高宗赵构等人又吵了起来，早已经是见怪不怪了。将堆积在一起的奏折留给太子朱标后，牵着皇太孙朱雄英和朱允炆，朝外走去。燕王朱棣见此一幕，迟疑的问道：“父皇，您去哪？这里是奉天殿啊！”“这些奏折……都留给大哥？”这里可是奉天殿！不是文华殿！虽然他早知道自家父皇最宠爱自家大哥，但自家父皇还没禅让皇位呢！为何他感觉，自家父皇好似已经成了太上皇，整日里不是在御菜园种地，就是在坤宁宫陪自家母后。朱元璋扭头看了一眼燕王朱棣，毫不在意的摆了摆手，说道：“这天下迟早是你大哥的，何必那么费劲，非要在文华殿批阅奏折？”“以为咱让你大哥监国，就像你一样，把所有事情都推给祁钰那孩子？”燕王朱棣看着自家父皇远去的背影，一时间，竟有些无言以对。他是不是应该换个称呼了？文华殿是太子御临的宫殿，奉天殿是皇帝临朝的宫殿。让自家大哥在奉天殿批阅奏折，岂不是意味着……随后，明思宗朱由检和明太宗朱棣皆是唤出空间通道，离开了洪武年间。燕王朱棣回过神来，见到自家大哥正坐在龙椅上批阅奏折，拍了拍明英宗朱祁镇的脑袋，说道：“怎么？莫非是在等本王亲口求伱？”“看不到本王大哥正在批阅奏折？还不赶紧把那空间通道唤出来，回正统一朝。”明英宗朱祁镇被燕王朱棣碰到伤口，不禁疼的呲牙咧嘴，央求道：“燕王太爷爷，不如你先回正统一朝吧，我想找潭王他们叙叙旧。”他算是怕了自家这位年轻的燕王太爷爷，揍他的时候，是真不留手！算起来，自从加入聊天群，他已经挨了十几次揍，唯独自家燕王太爷爷，下手最重！他如今都下不了床，走不了路了。燕王朱棣眉头一皱，面带不满的说道：“怎么？莫非你以为本王是在害你？本王只是在教你上了战场，还如何和敌军厮杀。”“瞧瞧你这身子骨，如此羸弱，竟也敢御驾亲征？兵败被俘后，不自刎谢罪，竟敢当叩门天子！”“快点唤出空间通道，本王要回去处理朝政了！”说话间，燕王朱棣将手放在明英宗朱祁镇的肩膀上，重重一捏。“嘶”明英宗朱祁镇顿时疼的面容扭曲，匆忙唤出空间通道，哀求道：“疼疼疼…燕王太爷爷…快松手…要碎了…碎了！”……聊天群内。隋炀帝杨广：朕穷奢极欲？隋炀帝杨广：完颜构，你在史书上的名声，可比朕好不到哪里去！隋炀帝杨广：高宗…哈哈…和唐高宗李治相比…你这高宗…怕不是丢尽了宋朝颜面…宋高宗赵构：那又怎么样？朕大宋好歹没有亡在朕手中！宋高宗赵构：而且，朕还是大宋的中兴之主！隋炀帝杨广：中兴之主？绝嗣的中兴之主？隋炀帝杨广：连自己三岁亲子都能暗下毒手，真不愧是宋太宗嫡系子孙。宋高宗赵构：你你你……隋高祖杨坚：绝嗣？？？隋高祖杨坚：看来宋朝尽是昏君啊。汉高祖刘邦：隋高祖，你不是正在上朝么？宋高宗赵构：什么上朝，依朕看，开皇一朝，就只有一位帝王，独孤伽罗。宋高宗赵构：就像是武则天一般，一个是风眩病，一个惧内到满朝文武人尽皆知。宋高宗赵构：对了，你看不看【隋史】，朕可以送你一部。隋高祖杨坚：朕惧内？还人尽皆知？隋高祖杨坚：可笑！隋炀帝杨广：父皇，莫要生气，此人不过是一介昏君，整天自吹自擂。宋高宗赵构：隋高祖，你真的不管管隋炀帝？隋高祖杨坚：朕如何行事，还需你一介昏君教？宋高宗赵构：大宋可没有二世而亡！隋高祖杨坚：还有一事，莫要将朕和叔德相提并论。
隋高祖杨坚：朕开皇盛世，轻徭薄赋，以解民困，命人编纂【开皇律】，死刑只设绞，斩二等，使民有法可守！隋高祖杨坚：澄清吏治，励精图治，绝不容贪污枉法之行为存在。隋高祖杨坚：废九品中正制，开科举，选官不问门第。宋高宗赵构：你隋朝二世而亡，隋炀帝杨广趁你病重之际，调戏你的妃子，还命人杀了你。隋高祖杨坚：朕命柳盛持节巡省河北五十二州，奏免长史脏污不称者二百余人，州县肃然！宋高宗赵构：你惧内，刚宠幸了一个宫女，那宫女就被皇后诛杀，还负气离宫。隋高祖杨坚：唐太宗号称天可汗，还和突厥签订了渭水之盟。隋高祖杨坚：朕在位之时，大败突厥的达头可汗，那启民可汗尊称朕为圣人可汗！宋高宗赵构：你隋朝三十七年，连魏朝都不如。隋高祖杨坚：……隋高祖杨坚：住口！！！隋高祖杨坚：可敢同意朕的穿越申请？朕要灭了你宋朝！隋高祖杨坚：就你这昏君，也配笑话朕？莫非以为朕开皇一朝兵少将寡？宋高宗赵构：隋炀帝三征高句丽，动辄百万大军，尚且屡战屡败。宋高宗赵构：就你这开皇一朝，又能有多厉害？宋太宗赵光义：闭嘴！宋太宗赵光义：再敢胡言乱语，莫怪朕将你送回大本堂！明英宗朱祁镇：什么？完颜构要回大本堂？明英宗朱祁镇：完颜构，你若是回去了，朕也回大本堂找你。宋高宗赵构：朕是大宋帝王，才不会去你们明朝的大本堂！……明朝正统一朝。明英宗朱祁镇趴在床榻上，见到宋高宗赵构不想去大本堂，叹了口气。脑海中不禁闪过在大本堂的美好回忆…那时候，虽说自己经常被湘王朱柏等人欺负。但自己至少还有个伴，那金国第一大将完颜构被欺负的更惨。如今刚回正统一朝，就被自家太爷爷揍的连床都下不了，让明英宗朱祁镇都有些向往大本堂了。郕王朱祁钰匆匆赶到后，听到那凭空响起的说话声，早已是见怪不怪，说道：“大哥，你还好吧？用不用我叫太医帮你看看？”“咦，你的脸怎么了？昨日似乎还没有这么肿。”(本章完)
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