第一百七十四章 举国皆兵祖孙三代被揍（1 / 1）
诸天皇帝聊天群
洛九尢
1028 字
2023-10-07
史思明闻言，眉头皱的更深了，训斥道：“义儿，莫说大话，那李二郎好歹也是唐军统帅，岂是你能敌的？”“你莫不是忘了，李归仁和安守忠，此二人也是战功赫赫的老将，却死在了那名不见经传的李二郎手中。”“莫非你觉得自己能和李归仁，安守忠这两人相提并论？”说话间，史思明丝毫没有掩饰自己对这个长子的厌恶。军中盛传，他这位长子为人宽厚，恭谦谨慎，爱惜士卒，很多士卒都归心于他。但史思明岂会不知晓这个长子的真面目，谦谦君子？恐怕…是一头野心勃勃的豺狼！……突然，机械的系统提示音在众群员耳边响起：【叮，唐太宗李世民开启直播】……聊天群内。汉高祖刘邦：唐太宗，莫非伱也去隋朝仙境了？准备让我等也看看隋朝仙境有多奢侈华丽？唐太宗李世民：此战之后，安史之乱便平了。汉武帝刘彻：安史之乱？唐玄宗李隆基死的太晚了。宋高宗赵构：你不也一样？汉武帝刘彻：？？？宋高宗赵构：巫蛊之祸你忘了？汉武帝刘彻：……明思宗朱由检：唐朝历经贞观之治，永徽之治，贞观遗风，开元之治后，国势大增。明思宗朱由检：足以称得上是史无前例的盛世！只可惜，盛世之下，危机四伏！明思宗朱由检：开元末年，承平日久，国家无事，那唐玄宗便沉迷于享乐，还成就了杨贵妃祸水之名。魏武帝曹操：唐肃宗，那杨贵妃果真有倾国倾城之姿？吴大帝孙权：唐肃宗，你没听懂魏武帝陛下的吩咐？还不速速将那杨贵妃抓来，献给魏武帝陛下！吴大帝孙权：不然，当心魏武帝陛下御驾亲征！灭了你唐朝，将你妻女都掳到丞相府！魏武帝曹操：孙十万，你莫非得了失心疯？魏武帝曹操：唐肃宗那边如今是至德二年，那杨贵妃早在去岁，天宝十五载，被赐死在马嵬驿！魏武帝曹操：可惜……吴大帝孙权：曹贼！你不去帮帮唐太宗？对了，你儿曹丕和许褚也在？吴大帝孙权：正巧能再来一场宛城之战！魏武帝曹操：咦，孙十万你竟敢如此挑衅孤？魏武帝曹操：你信不信孤这就命文远率八百士卒征讨江东！明英宗朱祁镇：孙十…吴大帝别怕，兵法有云，十则围之，五则攻之！明英宗朱祁镇：你举国之力，召集十几万大军，一拥而上，都能打的张辽落荒而逃！吴大帝孙权：咳咳…这个…明英宗朱祁镇：莫非你十几万大军都凑不齐？朕不信，整个江东，连十几万人都没有！明英宗朱祁镇：大不了，就让那些百姓也都从军，再不济，举倾国之力，凑也能凑一个百万大军出来！吴大帝孙权：等等，何意？吴大帝孙权：江东可凑不齐百万大军，除非你正统一朝能……明英宗朱祁镇：把平民百姓，老弱病残都算上，不就能凑够百万大军了？明英宗朱祁镇：此乃举国皆兵！明英宗朱祁镇：朕这个办法如何？是不是特别厉害？朕果真是天纵奇才，大明雄主！明太宗朱棣：……明思宗朱由检：……隋炀帝杨广：……群主：什么乱西八糟的，还举国皆兵？咱大明怎么会有你这样一个无能的后世皇帝！群主：燕王，揍他！给咱狠狠的揍他！……明朝洪武位面。魏国公府内。伴随着聊天界面上，朱元璋那饱含怒气的声音落下，屋内的气氛变得格外古怪。燕王朱棣随手将软趴趴的凤凰扔进鸟笼里，站起身。太子朱高炽面露不忍，还未来得及说话，便被皇太孙朱瞻基拦住，低声劝道：“爹，这是太祖皇帝的圣旨，您还是别凑热闹了，不然皇爷爷连你都打！”父子之情？爷孙之情？想想他们父子俩登基后做的那些事情，加起来在位不到十一年。
br>皇太孙朱瞻基都有些担心，要真敢拦，他们父子俩说不定会被揍一顿。而此刻的明英宗朱祁镇，丝毫没有察觉到危险正步步紧逼，反而是困惑的说道：“魏国公，太奶奶，难不成我说错了？”“那张辽只率八百人，偌大的江东，莫非连几万士卒都没有？”“实在不行，就让所有百姓都从军，就像那个黄巾军一般，我就不信，百万大军还打不过区区八百零一人。”就在这时，一道冷漠的声音响起：“朱祁镇，你当本王说的话是耳旁风？”“竟敢又惹怒你太祖皇帝。”魏国公徐达一只手一个，抓起那两头蕴含凤凰血脉的大鹅，笑着说道：“妙云，为父许久没吃过你亲手做的烧鹅了。”徐妙云乖巧的搀扶住魏国公徐达，朝外走去，说道：“爹，您的病要不要紧？”永昌侯蓝玉也是带着常家三兄弟走出屋子，来到院里，等着看热闹。明英宗朱祁镇愕然回头，见到燕王太爷爷脸上那不怀好意的笑容后，顿时就慌了，结结巴巴的说道：“燕王…太爷爷…我错了。”突然，太子朱高炽挣脱开皇太孙朱瞻基后，冲到近前，笑着说道：“爹，祁镇这孩子还小，身子骨弱，您就别和他一般见识了。”燕王朱棣上下打量着眼前的胖子，恍然大悟的说道：“本王若是没猜错，你就是那在位十个月的明仁宗吧，本王的颜面都被你们祖孙三代丢尽了！”“巧了，本王刚才还准备等会再揍你们父子俩呢，那就现在了结！”……聊天群内。明思宗朱由检：唐玄宗即位后，励精图治，重用姚崇，抑制权贵，重视爵赏，纳谏诤。明思宗朱由检：开元二年，还下令，乘舆服御，金银器玩，宜令有司销毁，以供军国之用。明思宗朱由检：其珠玉，锦绣，焚于殿前，后妃以下，皆毋得服珠玉锦绣。汉高祖刘邦：若是唐玄宗李隆基能早死，恐怕又是一位大唐雄主！明太宗朱棣：不对，唐玄宗应当并非是贪图美色之人。明太宗朱棣：若朕没猜错，他是在故意报复武惠妃，才强纳了自己儿媳。(本章完)
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