第一百八十六章 曹丕 嘿两个爹（1 / 1）
诸天皇帝聊天群
洛九尢
1017 字
2023-10-07
明朝崇祯位面。夜已深了，明思宗朱由检刚批阅完一份奏折，听到群主说，让太子朱标亲自统兵时，叹了口气，喃喃道：“可惜，此事事关重大，慈烺还小，不能统兵。”先前太祖皇帝和他们两人商量过，挑选一朝太子统兵，去帮汉朝平叛。光和年间，太平道教主张角煽动百姓，聚众造反，州郡失守，朝廷震动。逆贼北宫伯玉和韩遂等人趁机起兵叛乱，中平二年，汉灵帝刘宏先后派皇甫嵩和张温率军前往凉州，平定叛乱。结果，不但没有平定，反而让凉州叛军越发壮大，中平四年，凉州沦陷。凉州刺史耿鄙，汉阳太守傅燮先后战死。面对如此骁勇善战的逆贼，明思宗朱由检怎么可能会让年纪尚幼的太子朱慈烺去统兵？而永乐一朝的太子朱高炽身子太过肥胖，正统一朝的太子朱见深太年幼。因此，只能是洪武一朝的太子，朱标，亲自统兵出征。……汉高祖刘邦：隋炀帝，我听闻你大隋一朝的禁军铁骑，乃是精锐之师。汉高祖刘邦：足以号称千古第一铁骑，而那董卓的飞熊军和西凉铁骑也是精锐之师。隋炀帝杨广：董卓？飞雄军？西凉铁骑？隋高祖杨坚：汉高祖，你莫不是想玩驱虎吞狼之计？汉高祖刘邦：咳咳…哪有，我是经常听隋炀帝夸赞自己的禁军铁骑。汉高祖刘邦：想看看那禁军铁骑到底有多厉害。隋炀帝杨广：好，那董卓就交给朕了，等朕明日去找他玩玩。汉昭烈帝刘备：董卓？狼戾贼忍，暴虐不仁，自书契已来，殆未之有也！汉昭烈帝刘备：等我班师回朝，定要杀了逆贼董卓！明思宗朱由检：据说董卓年轻时颇具豪侠之气，好交朋友，并乐于施舍，且勇猛好斗。明思宗朱由检：许多豪侠勇将都乐于与他交往，并听其号令。明思宗朱由检：可惜，入主京师后，禁不住名利权势的诱惑，失去往日豪气。明思宗朱由检：沦为士人恨之入骨的暴虐虎狼。吴大帝孙权：暴虐虎狼？曹贼比董卓更甚！魏武帝曹操：让孤想想，中平六年，孙十万你应该在长沙郡。魏武帝曹操：正巧，孤已经许久未见文台！吴大帝孙权：曹贼！！！吴大帝孙权：伱敢！……汉朝中平位面。曹府。魏武帝曹操听着孙十万的谩骂声，不屑的摇了摇头，感慨道：“生子当如李亚子，孙文台儿子若豚犬耳。”就在这时，典军校尉曹操抬起头，疑惑的问道：“李亚子？那是何人？”与此同时。曹丕和许褚站在魏武帝曹操身后，感觉很是怪异。他们万万没想到，自家父亲（丞相）竟然拥有如此神通伟力！竟然能带他们回到过去，没错，在曹丕和许褚看来，中平一朝，就是过去。魏武帝曹操犹如遇到阔别多年的故友一般，亲自帮典军校尉曹操，年轻时的自己倒了一杯酒，解释道：“后唐庄宗李存勖，小字亚子，又名李天下，乃是后唐开国皇帝。”“五代领域，无盛于此者，其盛时，举天下之豪杰，莫能与之争，及其衰也，数十伶人困之，而身死国灭，为天下笑。”……旋即，魏武帝曹操便开始介绍起了隋炀帝杨广等人的功绩。听的典军校尉曹操脸色变得很古怪，弑父谋逆？杀兄杀弟？完颜构？若非他方才仔细确认过，眼前和自己样貌一般无二，不过年纪大一些的男子。果真是未来的自己，恐怕此刻早就怀疑自己正在梦中了。……聊天群内。明思宗朱由检：汉少帝刘辩，在位不到四个月，便被废为弘农王。明思宗朱由检：而且，废黜一年之后，汉少帝刘辩在董卓胁迫下自尽。明思宗朱由检：若是没有了董贼，不知汉少帝刘辩是昏君？还是明君？隋炀帝杨广：应该是昏君，倘若汉少帝刘辩有一丝丝血性，便不会自尽！隋炀帝
杨广：看看曹髦，纵然当了个傀儡皇帝，依旧是处心积虑想要夺回权柄。隋炀帝杨广：正元二年，大将军司马师征讨淮南，被文鸯惊的眼瞳掉落，病上加病。隋炀帝杨广：叛乱平息不久后，司马师在许昌已经奄奄一息，命司马昭接掌大将军印。隋炀帝杨广：等司马师死后，曹髦大喜，一面下诏命司马昭留守许昌，让尚书傅嘏率六军还京师。隋炀帝杨广：一面着手密谋除掉司马昭，只可惜，计策被识破。隋炀帝杨广：倘若那刘辩有曹髦十之一二的血性，也不会屈辱自尽。魏武帝曹操：隋炀帝，莫要辱髦儿，刘辩岂配和髦儿相提并论？汉高祖刘邦：曹贼！魏武帝曹操：高祖皇帝，莫非孤说错了？明思宗朱由检：好了，莫要吵了。宋高宗赵构：咳咳…朕好像……迷路了。明英宗朱祁镇：迷路了？太好了！宋高宗赵构：？？？宋高宗赵构：明英宗，你不是说要来找朕？朕不走了，就在这里等你。汉高祖刘邦：完颜…咳咳…宋高宗，你现在在何处？宋高宗赵构：朕刚才收拾妥当后，就唤出空间通道，前往中平一朝。宋高宗赵构：生怕迷路，特意去洛阳，结果，在皇宫……迷路了。明英宗朱祁镇：那你为何不用空间通道离开？明英宗朱祁镇：完颜构，你不能仗着自己不能人道，纵然被抓住，也会被当成阉人。明英宗朱祁镇：就肆无忌惮在皇宫闲逛。唐肃宗李亨：不能人道？？？汉高祖刘邦：谁？宋高宗？吴大帝孙权：怪不得宋高宗会绝嗣，原来是因为不能人道了。明太宗朱棣：难怪完颜构十二道金字牌，逼迫岳忠武班师回朝，原来是因为他不能人道。明太宗朱棣：若是迎回了宋钦宗赵桓~明英宗朱祁镇：你们不知道？完颜构很早之前就……宋高宗赵构：住口！！！宋高宗赵构：朕能人道！能人道！！！宋高宗赵构：群主，同意朕的穿越申请，朕要杀了明英宗！(本章完)
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