第一百九十九章 宋太祖赵匡胤进群（1 / 1）
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洛九尢
1026 字
2023-10-07
宋朝太宗位面。当听到汉高祖刘邦要让自己亲自种粮食，种够十万石，才会放自己回去后。宋高宗赵构当即就慌了，一把抱住宋太宗赵光义的大腿，慌张的说道：“太宗皇帝，这可如何是好啊！”“不如您借我十万石粮食，给汉高祖刘邦。”他本以为唐太宗李世民会赢，没想到，隋炀帝杨广竟如此不讲武德，用大隋仙境砸人！十万石粮食啊？！！不仅如此，他还要给明英宗朱祁镇为奴为婢一个月！宋太宗赵光义静静的盯着桌案上的中平一朝地图，随口说道：“构儿，你是大宋帝王，岂能不守赌约？莫要让那些帝王小瞧了大宋！”“至于十万石粮食，朕太宗一朝没有，你可以去找昺儿借一些。”宋高宗赵构一听，顿时傻眼了，去找宋少帝赵昺借粮食？当初可是宋少帝赵昺将他赶下皇位的，他若是去借粮食，该如何面对绍兴一朝的老臣？……聊天群内。隋炀帝杨广：让完颜构去种地？这倒是个好办法。隋炀帝杨广：他整天在聊天群里出言不逊，惹的人心烦意乱，倒是能清静些了。明英宗朱祁镇：汉高祖，你不怕完颜构逃了？汉高祖刘邦：逃？朕会派数百亲卫守着，他若是敢逃~明英宗朱祁镇：朕觉得，还不如派数百虎背熊腰，面如黑炭的女子。宋高宗赵构：朱祁镇！！！宋高宗赵构：伱竟如此恶毒！隋炀帝杨广：为何不派貌美如花的女子？明思宗朱由检：这……是否有些残忍？隋炀帝杨广：反正完颜构不能人道，有心无力~……汉朝中平位面。洛阳城墙上。只见天空中的裂缝久久不见愈合，看起来很是诡异。朱元璋听到聊天群内，隋炀帝杨广和朱祁镇变着法准备折磨宋高宗赵构，说道：“妹子，你瞧瞧，隋炀帝定是故意为之，不想被唐太宗李世民看破虚实。”“那异香，就是灵气，源自于隋朝仙境。”他方才可是看的清清楚楚，那道天雷，劈进了隋朝仙境。再联想到异香扑鼻，百病顿消，让朱元璋确信，隋朝仙境……裂了一道缝隙。马皇后看向天空中的“天裂”美景，担忧的说道：“重八，隋炀帝怎么会如此厉害，连天都裂开了一道裂缝。”“若是今后他们再约战，会不会……”说起此事，朱元璋脸色一肃，说道：“妹子，有咱在，大明绝不会变成中平一朝！”……另一边。大将军何进揉着眉心，环顾四周，看向典军校尉曹操等人，说道：“我等……不如逃吧。”“若是再来一次，整个洛阳都会被夷为平地！”这是约战？分明就是神仙打架！他们这些凡人，还是有多远，就躲多远吧。蹇硕咽了咽口水，看向“天裂”，心惊胆颤的说道：“逃！必须逃！”“这皇位，我等不争……”话音未落，典军校尉曹操就站起身，气愤的指着蹇硕等人，怒声说道：“逃？逃到何处？”“这里乃是大汉的中平一朝！纵然是死，我也绝不会逃跑！”大将军何进闻言，气急败坏的说道：“曹贼，你究竟意欲何为！”“你当我等未曾看过【汉史】？不知你那三万铁骑从何而来？”“非刘氏而王，天下共击之！”“你自封魏王，自加九锡，僭天子礼，设天子旌旗，戴天子旒冕，名为汉臣，实为汉贼！”典军校尉曹操右手死死攥着腰间长剑，冷声说道：“我乃是大汉典军校尉，并非魏武帝，那三万铁骑，也和魏朝无半点关系。”“如若不然，你将那三万铁骑悉数坑杀便是！”大将军何进气的咬牙切齿，坑杀三万铁骑？恐怕到时候被坑杀的，是他！
史书上记载，曹贼此人最喜屠城。讨伐徐州陶谦时，便屡屡屠城，数十万百姓惨遭杀害，鸡犬不留，泗水也因此堵塞不通！随后，大将军何进看向蹇硕，说道：“蹇硕，你意下如何？是留？是逃？还是你我合力，将曹贼擒下，交给高祖皇帝。”“本将记得，你叔父蹇图可是被曹贼活活棒杀的，此仇你确定不报？”蹇硕看了看典军校尉曹操，又看了看大将军何进，一时之间，根本不知该如何是好。突然，袁绍气定神闲的走上城墙，笑着说道：“不能逃，大汉土地，岂能轻易让与他人？”大将军何进看到袁绍后，眼神中流露出一抹杀意，他看过【汉史】。若非袁绍贼子哄骗他，他岂会“多召四方猛将及诸豪杰，使引兵向京城，以胁太后”。又假借自己名义，逮捕宦官亲信，害的自己被张让等贼暗害！……突然，一道机械的系统提示音，在众群员耳边响起：【叮，新群员宋太祖赵匡胤加入聊天群】……一时间，聊天群为之一静。隋炀帝杨广：驴车大将，你哥香孩儿来了~明英宗朱祁镇：香孩儿？？？唐肃宗李亨：？？？明思宗朱由检：宋太祖赵匡胤，字元朗，小名香孩儿，赵九重。明英宗朱祁镇：原来如此，不过，一介男子，竟然叫香孩儿，太奇怪了。吴大帝孙权：所以，烛影斧声，是真？是假？汉高祖刘邦：如今宋太祖赵匡胤也来了，正好可以问问他。汉高祖刘邦：咦，宋太宗为何不说话？宋太宗赵光义：咳咳…大哥…许久未见，你那边如今是什么时候？宋太祖赵匡胤：宋太祖？说的是我？还有，你是何人？为何叫我大哥？明英宗朱祁镇：放肆，你竟敢如此无礼，信不信太宗皇帝烛影斧声，让你今夜就驾崩！宋高宗赵构：没错，信不信……咳咳…咳咳咳…太宗皇帝我错了。明英宗朱祁镇：完颜构…你怕不是想笑死朕…隋炀帝杨广：奇怪，为何宋太祖不认识宋太宗赵光义，莫非你二人不是亲兄弟？汉高祖刘邦：宋太祖赵匡胤，你果真不认识宋太宗赵光义？宋太宗赵光义：大哥，是我啊！我是廷宜啊！宋太祖赵匡胤：廷宜？老三？？？你什么时候改名的？(本章完)
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