第二百五十八章 诗仙之名震古今（1 / 1）
诸天皇帝聊天群
洛九尢
1032 字
2023-10-07
常茂听到“茂儿”这个称呼，只感觉浑身不自在，随口说道：“李太白？唐朝写诗的那个诗仙？”明英宗朱祁镇失望的叹了口气，说道：“茂儿，你是不是痴呆了？诗仙是李白，怎么可能是李太白？”“朕就不该找你问，你帮朕将英国公…算了，朕还是问问由检吧。”明英宗朱祁镇本来还想去问问正统一朝的英国公张辅，突然听到外面的火炮声。顿时决定，还是问问明思宗朱由检吧，不然，他爹晚上又要揍他了。……聊天群内。唐肃宗李亨：李太白当为古今诗圣！隋高祖杨坚：李太白诗非法度，乃从容于法度，盖圣于诗者。宋高宗赵构：李太白？俊发豪放，华而不实，好事喜名，真不知义理之所在也。唐太宗李世民：落笔天纵，章法承接，变化无端，不可以寻常胸臆模测。唐太宗李世民：如龙跳龙门，虎卧凤阙，瑶台绛阙，可惜，太白竟不是朕贞观一朝的诗人。宋太宗赵光义：太白之文章，杰力人上，地辟天开，云蒸雨降。玮丽瑰奇……宋少帝赵昺：太宗皇帝，你说的好像是南丰先生写的代人祭李白……宋太宗赵光义：昺儿，你还小，肯定是你记错了。明英宗朱祁镇：等等，由检，快告诉朕，这李太白到底是何许人也？……明朝崇祯位面。明思宗朱由检无奈的放下奏折，揉了揉眉心，苦笑着说道：“英宗皇帝，你没看过史书？李白，字太白，号青莲居士，祖籍陇西成纪。”“唐文宗还曾御封李白的诗歌，裴旻的剑舞，张旭的草书，为三绝。”……聊天群内。明英宗朱祁镇：什么？李太白就是李白？怪不得此二人名字如此相似。汉高祖刘邦：所以，明英宗你为何不知此事？还要让明思宗告诉你？明英宗朱祁镇：诗词歌赋有什么用？朕是大明帝王，就要像太祖皇帝，太宗皇帝一般。明英宗朱祁镇：打的蛮夷跪地求饶，打出大明之威！隋炀帝杨广：打出大明之威？确实是打出来了~隋炀帝杨广：土木堡大捷，剿灭明军二十几万大军，几十位大臣。隋炀帝杨广：朕说的可对？瓦剌第一大将？明英宗朱祁镇：隋炀帝，你欺人太甚！汉高祖刘邦：等等，唐肃宗这是想做什么？莫非是想让李太白修炼儒道功法？汉高祖刘邦：可是，一无丹药，二无灵石，都不沐浴焚香，是不是太草率了？隋高祖杨坚：若是朕没猜错，李太白该不会刚被获罪入狱吧？明英宗朱祁镇：获罪入狱？他只不过是一介老朽，能犯何罪？谋逆？他还能提得动剑？明思宗朱由检：能！明思宗朱由检：英宗皇帝，你可莫要小瞧李太白，他不仅能提剑，还能从军杀敌。明英宗朱祁镇：？？？明英宗朱祁镇：从军杀敌？……明朝永乐位面。明太宗朱棣浸泡在灵泉池内，只感觉身心舒畅，如置身仙境。倒也没去计较方才那不肖子孙又丢了大明颜面，轻点系统界面，说道：“怎么？祁镇你不相信？”“史书记载，天宝十一载，五十有二的李太白，北上途中游广平郡邯郸，临洺等地。”“十月，抵达幽州，初有立功边疆之念，在边地习骑射，后发现安禄山野心，登黄金台痛哭。”“安史之乱时，李太白被三次邀请，下山赴寻阳，入永王李璘幕僚。”“后永王因触怒唐肃宗被杀后，李太白也获罪入狱，幸得郭子仪力保，方才免死。”说完之后，明太宗朱棣关了系统界面，看向旁边，问道：“大哥，这灵泉泡起来感觉如何？”“若非秦始皇提醒，我还一直以为，这灵泉是用来喝的。”太子朱标躺在明太宗朱棣身旁，也是泡着灵泉，笑着说道：“老四，若是父皇知晓你我二人将珍贵至极的灵泉用来泡澡，绝对会狠狠揍我们一顿。”“那李太白，
倒也可敬，晚年六十有一，听到太尉李光弼率领大军讨伐安史叛军。”“竟还北上，准备跟随李光弼从军杀敌，但中途因病折回，可惜……”明太宗朱棣摆了摆手，说道：“大哥，我今岁都六十有四，尚能上阵杀敌，李太白为何不能从军杀敌？”“不过，唐肃宗倒是有趣，竟只给了李太白一本儒道功法，就让他修炼。”“也不怕适得其反~”……晋朝元康位面。唐肃宗李亨听到聊天群内，众帝王都在议论着李白的生平往事，问道：“李太白，如何了？可能修炼？”平日里，隋炀帝杨广等人时常拿唐太宗李世民玄武门之变，杀兄弑弟一事打趣大唐帝王。唐肃宗李亨乃是大唐帝王，焉能受此侮辱？因此，这一次，他不仅要诛杀河间王司马颙，赚取积分，还要让那些帝王见识见识。何为诗仙李白！！！何为大唐之威！然而，话音落下后。一秒！十秒！……足足过去了一盏茶的时间，唐肃宗李亨都没有听到动静，扭头一看，顿时大喜过望！只见此刻的李白，全神贯注的盯着手中的儒道功法，身体都在隐隐颤抖，口中不断低语道：“人心惟危”“道心惟微”“惟精惟一”“允执厥中”……郭子仪见李白如此失礼，刚准备走过去提醒一番。突然，唐肃宗李亨伸手拦住郭子仪，低声说道：“子仪，莫要惊慌，朕就知道，诗仙李太白，不会让朕失望！”“暂且等下去。”……聊天群内。汉高祖刘邦：莫非，李太白果真能修成儒道功法？隋炀帝杨广：真不知儒道功法有多厉害，能否移山填海？手握日月？寿与天齐？宋高宗赵构：儒道功法定然是聊天群商城内最弱的功法。明思宗朱由检：也不一定，我等此前从未听闻过浩然正气，岂能尚未见识，便妄下评语。汉高祖刘邦：唐肃宗，我能不能用粮食，战马交易，让我抄写一本儒道功法。唐肃宗李亨：粮食？战马？唐肃宗李亨：好。明思宗朱由检：朕也要和你交易。汉高祖刘邦：还有我。(本章完)
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