第三百三十一章 惧内宋光宗（1 / 1）
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洛九尢
1022 字
2023-10-07
秦王嬴政眼中闪过一抹狠厉，一字一句的说道：“等一会？一会是多久？”“一个时辰？还是十个时辰？亦或者，你是在哄骗寡人？”宋高宗赵构身体一僵，连忙唤出空间通道，谄媚的说道：“大王，我怎敢哄骗您，另一边是我的手下，您只需将要求写下，扔进去，他们就会照做。”说话间，宋高宗赵构眼睛一转，心里埋怨着朱祁镇成事不足，败事有余！若非这该死的捆仙绳束缚的他动弹不得，他早就趁此机会逃之夭夭了。又岂会对一介虚幻之人如此卑躬屈膝？秦王嬴政心神一动，捆仙绳松开少许，足以让宋高宗写字，说道：“完颜构，你自己写。”得知此地是蕲年宫，眼前之人是秦王嬴政后，宋高宗对自己身处何时，已经有了猜测。仗着秦王嬴政不认识自己写的字，宋高宗赵构就命黄忠召集大军，等他一声令下，就来救他。凭他麾下数千铁骑，面对秦朝大军，简直就是辗压！至于他和明英宗朱祁镇的约战？命都快没了，还管那么多做甚？然而，就在宋高宗赵构准备将书信扔进空间通道时，捆仙绳突然收缩。猝不及防下，宋高宗赵构直接仰面摔倒在地。秦王嬴政拿走那封书信，吩咐道：“带进来”话音落下，只见蒙恬拖着明英宗朱祁镇又走了进来，和方才不同的是，明英宗的眼眶青了。见此一幕，宋高宗赵构脸色一变，猜到秦王嬴政的目的，朝着明英宗疯狂眨眼睛暗示。岂料，被蒙恬收拾了一顿后，明英宗朱祁镇已经明悟了自身处境，弱弱的说道：“不知大王想问什么，我必然知无不言，言无不尽。”这一刻，明英宗不禁回想起史书上记载，自己被瓦剌俘虏后，那些瓦剌人对自己可是恭敬异常。甚至，那也先都想把妹妹和女儿送给自己，而他被秦朝俘虏了，却被折磨成这般模样。这秦朝真可谓是虎狼之国！一点礼仪都不讲！秦王嬴政将宋高宗所写书信在明英宗面前晃了晃，又将方才之事悉数告知。宋高宗一听就急了，用眼神疯狂暗示，劝明英宗千万别发疯。只要他麾下数千铁骑来到这方天地，一定能将他们都救走。明英宗看了一眼宋高宗，不等后者松口气，就直接告状道：“大王，完颜构在哄骗你，这是一封求援书信，命他麾下数千铁骑待令而动。”“哈哈哈……完颜构，这可是你自己作死！怨不得我！”一时间，宋高宗赵构面如土色，咬牙切齿的骂道：“朱祁镇你个酒囊饭袋！傻子！”“今日朕若死于此地，他日，太宗皇帝定会替朕报仇！”明英宗朱祁镇也是来气了，毫不客气的反驳道：“这还不是怨你？若非你挑衅朕，说要来此界比试统兵厮杀，治国理政，朕岂会被俘虏？”秦王嬴政心神一动，捆仙绳收缩了些许，两人顿时惨叫连连，再顾不得争吵。随后，秦王嬴政平静的问道：“如今寡人倒是有些好奇你们两人所处朝代之事了。”“完颜构，你说明朝之事，朱祁镇，你说宋朝之事。”“此刻已是深夜，谁若是说的好了，寡人就送他去歇息。”宋高宗赵构闻言，脑海中灵光一闪，浮现出一个匪夷所思的猜测。莫非，秦王嬴政还想攻打大宋不成？他怎么敢！！！明英宗朱祁镇却没有理会那么多，连忙说道：“大王，宋朝共有十八帝，大半是昏君！”“开国皇帝是宋太祖赵匡胤，陈桥兵变，黄袍加身，夺了皇位，定都开封。”“当了十几年皇帝，然后就被他亲弟弟赵光义一杯毒酒送走了。”……一旁宋高宗听的脸都青了，他可没忘记，如今直播还开着，既然明英宗不仁，那就休怪他不义。一念至此，宋高宗索性了放下顾虑，说道：“大王，明太祖朱元璋，乃是明朝开国皇帝，平民百姓出身，还当过和尚，要过饭。”
……聊天群内。汉高祖刘邦：我等就这么看着他们两人数典忘祖？明太宗朱棣：……宋太宗赵光义：……隋炀帝杨广：不如一杯毒酒？送他们驾崩吧。隋炀帝杨广：竟被秦王嬴政玩弄于股掌之间，真是可笑。魏武帝曹操：若孤未猜错，接下来，秦王就该让宋高宗的手下送灵丹妙药了。宋太祖赵匡胤：哼，赵光义，这就是你的嫡系子孙？好一个大宋中兴之主！宋太祖赵匡胤：宋光宗，既然进群了，见了祖宗，为何不发一言？宋太祖赵匡胤：莫非觉得我不配当你祖宗不成？晋惠帝司马衷：祖宗？他不是宋太宗的子孙？隋炀帝杨广：完颜构不能人道，苗刘兵变后，唯一的儿子赵旉都被他害死了，只能将皇位还给宋太祖一脉。晋惠帝司马衷：啊？！！原来如此。宋光宗赵淳：太祖皇帝在上，不孝子孙愧对太祖皇帝啊！明思宗朱由检：咦，莫非宋光宗已经当了太上皇？宋光宗赵淳：……魏武帝曹操：孤看过宋史，宋光宗继位之初，确有革故鼎新之意，能听取臣下谏言。魏武帝曹操：只可惜啊，宫闱妒悍，以致荒废朝政，又听信谗言疏离太上皇赵眘。魏武帝曹操：最后落得个移驾泰安宫的下场，幸好，与他一同失势的李凤娘，并未再像以前一般，咄咄相逼。宋光宗赵淳：谁编纂的大宋史书！竟敢如此编排朕！宋光宗赵淳：朕不惧内！！！隋炀帝杨广：别狡辩了，这也没什么，朕又不会笑话你。汉高祖刘邦：没错，我也不会…哈哈哈…笑话你。汉武帝刘彻：哈哈…宋光宗赵淳：？？？宋光宗赵淳：你们在笑什么！笑什么！！！汉高祖刘邦：哈哈…我我…我是在笑这两人说好要约战，却俱沦为阶下囚。汉武帝刘彻：朕笑你惧内，又如何？汉武帝刘彻：身为帝王，却被皇后如此欺负，你这帝王当的，还不如不当。宋光宗赵淳：你们欺人太甚！！！(本章完)
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