第三百四十八章 樊城一战（1 / 1）
诸天皇帝聊天群
洛九尢
1029 字
2023-10-07
另一边。经过一番唇枪舌战后，明英宗朱祁镇败下阵来，怒而起身，骂道：“完颜构，你到底意欲何为？是来打趣朕的？”宋高宗赵构见朱祁镇吃瘪，心情大好下，笑着说道：“朱祁镇，你可想报仇雪恨？”“要知道，秦国可是一直在看热闹，若是你我二人相争，被秦王嬴政得利，那就丢尽颜面了。”“故，朕在此地等你，你我二人，率大军攻打秦国！灭了秦王嬴政！”明英宗朱祁镇看了看晋王朱棡，点头答应了下来，说道：“好！先灭秦国！”“不过，这燕国寡人也看上了，你我二人各留一军，平分燕国，如何？”宋高宗站起身，拍了拍衣裳上的尘土，说道：“好，一言为定。”说罢，宋高宗赵构转身走向楚军军阵。明英宗朱祁镇回到军阵中，召来庞煖，吩咐道：“庞煖，寡人方才和那阉人说好了，留下一军平分燕国，攻打秦国。”“你率十万士卒留下，等燕国亡了后，去偷袭楚国！”“敢学寡人举国之兵御驾亲征，实在是愚蠢！”只要想到灭了秦国后，宋高宗和楚王回到楚国，发现他们成了丧家之犬，明英宗就笑的合不拢嘴。真以为他这些时日是白看兵书了？兵者，诡道也！庞煖犹豫了一瞬，担忧的说道：“大王，如今赵国已据魏，韩之地，不若派兵驻守？”“以防魏国贵族起兵谋逆。”明英宗朱祁镇摆了摆手，说道：“燕国一灭，就剩秦，楚，二国，还防什么？”“再说了，你以为楚蛮子和那阉人能猜到寡人的意图？”……另一边。宋高宗赵构走上战车，笑着说道：“大王，我听闻那傻子赵王举国之兵，赵地空虚，正是上天送给大王的礼物啊！”“傻子赵王只有二十万大军，分兵后，恐怕连十五万都不足，我等可趁此机会，偷袭赵地！”楚王一听，整个人都激动了起来，兴奋的说道：“好好好！仙师果真不愧是上界仙人。”“等寡人灭了赵，燕，秦三国，统一中原后，就命各地替仙师修建庙宇，日日祭拜！”……聊天群内。汉高祖刘邦：真没想到，明英宗和宋高宗竟如此记仇。汉高祖刘邦：几十万大军，再加上晋王和宋高宗，恐怕，秦国危矣。吴大帝孙权：汉高祖，莫要惺惺作态了，大秦可是亡在你手中的。隋高祖杨坚：真不愧是秦朝吴王，现在连高祖皇帝都不叫了。隋炀帝杨广：父皇，您又不是不知道，孙十万此人的心性一向如此。隋炀帝杨广：贪财好色，目光狭隘，刚愎自用。吴大帝孙权：哼，隋炀帝，我可不像你，百万大军三征高句丽，次次大败而归。隋炀帝杨广：你放心，朕即便再怎么昏庸，也昏不过你。隋炀帝杨广：背弃盟约，白衣渡江，好不威风啊~吴大帝孙权：……汉昭烈帝刘备：江东鼠辈，也就会使这些阴谋诡计了！晋惠帝司马衷：啊？白衣渡江，是穿白衣横渡江河？隋炀帝杨广：？？？宋少帝赵昺：晋惠帝，你误会了，白衣渡江，乃是樊城一战所发生的事。宋少帝赵昺：建安二十四年，汉昭烈帝稳定益州和汉中后，荆州守将关云长见时机成熟，遂进行北伐。宋少帝赵昺：关云长先攻樊城，守将曹仁不敌，急求援军，魏武帝先后派于禁，徐晃，张辽等将援救曹仁。宋少帝赵昺：魏武帝自己，亦是亲征，不过，张辽和魏武帝未到，樊城之围就解了。汉昭烈帝刘备：这还要多亏了江东鼠辈孙十万！汉昭烈帝刘备：若非孙十万，云长那一战绝对能兴复汉室！明思宗朱由检：此言有理，关云长先是水淹七军，生擒于禁和庞德，获降兵三万。明思宗朱由检：后关云长再派兵围攻襄阳，荆州刺史故修和南乡太守傅方遂降。<
/br>明思宗朱由检：打的魏武帝欲想迁都，避关云长之锐气。……汉朝建安位面。听到聊天群内那些帝王聊起尚未发生，只记载在史书上的樊城一战，关云长轻抚胡须，神色间似有些惋惜。若非孙十万背弃盟约，吕蒙贼子命士卒穿着白衣，假扮商人，袭取烽火台，守将士仁和糜芳归降。那一战，自己绝不会输！张飞瞧见二哥关云长的神情，还以为是在记恨孙十万的所作所为，劝说道：“二哥，莫要生气，等明英宗和宋高宗比试完以后，请大哥出手，约战孙十万和曹贼。”“到时候，你想怎么打，就怎么打。”汉昭烈帝刘备正欲说话，突然，诸葛亮带着一堆厚厚的史书走了进来，说道：“使君，依我之见，史书该好好看看，莫要有遗漏。”“无论随机到何朝何代，都不能如此二人一般，被秦王玩弄于股掌之间。”汉昭烈帝刘备点了点头，笑着说道：“孔明先生，我和高祖皇帝商量过，准备也和明英宗一般，找曹贼和孙十万约战。”“一战，定建安一朝的归属！”诸葛亮神色微动，手持羽扇，躬身说道：“使君，亮必全力相助！”……聊天群内。汉昭烈帝刘备：曹贼，孙十万，我等三人同处一个朝代，未免有些无趣。汉昭烈帝刘备：等明英宗和宋高宗分出胜负后，你们可敢和我约战？魏武帝曹操：约战？那定然要有赌注，刘大耳，用云长当赌注如何？魏武帝曹操：若是孤赢了，你就要将云长输给孤！吴大帝孙权：啊？约战？这不太好吧？吴大帝孙权：不如先让其他帝王约战吧？明思宗朱由检：不急不急，朕也好奇，你二人到底孰强孰弱！吴大帝孙权：等等，二人？？？隋炀帝杨广：孙十万，明思宗这是根本没有将你当人看啊。魏武帝曹操：刘大耳，你意下如何？汉昭烈帝刘备：不可！云长乃是我的结拜兄弟，我绝不会将云长当做赌注。唐肃宗李亨：魏武帝，你为何总盯着汉昭烈帝的手下，关羽，关云长！明思宗朱由检：莫非魏武帝有龙阳之好？？！！(本章完)
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