第四百一十八章 孙悟空 俺齐天大圣回来了（1 / 1）
诸天皇帝聊天群
洛九尢
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2023-10-07
聊天群内。明英宗朱祁镇：完了完了，这青毛狮子好生厉害啊，隋炀帝手段尽出都打不过。明英宗朱祁镇：隋炀帝该不会魂飞魄散吧？宋高宗赵构：活该，明知不可为，偏偏要为之，怪不得隋朝二世而亡~明思宗朱由检：这气血武道好生厉害啊，短短数息间就能将隋炀帝的武道修为提升到天仙之境。明思宗朱由检：若非遇到这尊青毛狮子，恐怕唐太宗要吃大亏了。明思宗朱由检：谁能想到修神道的隋炀帝，还藏着这么一张底牌。明英宗朱祁镇：老天爷保佑啊，隋炀帝千万别死！宋高宗赵构：朱祁镇，你何时和隋炀帝如此相交莫逆了？宋高宗赵构：不如你去救他如何？明英宗朱祁镇：咳咳…隋炀帝昨日说，要送朕一座观风行殿…明英宗朱祁镇：完颜构，你以为朕失心疯了？那尊青毛狮子如此厉害，朕才不去送死。明英宗朱祁镇：可惜朕的观风行殿，隋高祖，隋炀帝承诺的事，你子债父还，没问题吧？明英宗朱祁镇：隋高祖？？？宋高宗赵构：别叫了，隋高祖白发人送黑发人，说不定已经气晕过去了。宋高宗赵构：隋炀帝，你就放心去吧，北齐天统一朝的百万隋兵，朕会替你好生看管的。宋少帝赵昺：高宗皇帝，你如此作为，未免有失帝王身份。宋高宗赵构：赵昺，朕如何行事，还轮不到你来管！宋高宗赵构：朕和隋炀帝相交莫逆，替他看管百万隋兵有何不可？宋高宗赵构：况且，朕会还的！明英宗朱祁镇：渍渍渍…你这话晋惠帝都不信，还想哄骗我们？晋惠帝司马衷：啊？朕信啊。晋惠帝司马衷：想不到宋高宗也是一个好心人啊。明英宗朱祁镇：……宋高宗赵构：…………诸天擂台。苍茫群山间，五千黑甲铁骑浩浩荡荡飞驰而过，惊走了山中野兽。偶有化形小妖，见到如此多的凡人路过，忍不住拦路冲出。不需唐太宗李世民亲自出手，就被玄甲军射杀在原地。孙悟空骑着高头大马，摸着胯下战马雪白的毛发，忍不住称赞道：“二郎，往日里俺老孙总听师父说大唐如何如何繁华，想不到大唐士卒也如此厉害。”“不过，为何你们的气息…这么纯粹？竟然没有信仰漫天神佛？”“就不怕他们降下灾祸？按理说，那些贪得无厌的神佛，可是不会放过一丁点气运。”唐太宗李世民目光望向远处，神色间有些凝重，随口说道：“信仰漫天神佛？为何要去信他们？”“本将只相信自己手中兵器！”孙悟空听闻此言，越发觉得这位“李二郎”和他性子，鼓掌说道：“好！二郎，你是俺老孙见到第一个如此胆大妄为的凡人！”“可惜，你根本不知道，那些漫天神佛有多厉害，把俺老孙当猴耍…额，虽然俺老孙本就是猴。”说到最后，孙悟空想起漫天神佛的恐怖，原本挺直的腰杆，也不禁弯了下去。唐太宗李世民摇了摇头，反问道：“那又如何？打不过，就与之同流合污？”“玉可碎，而不可改其白，竹可焚，而不可毁其节！”“本将宁死战，也绝不会信仰那些虚伪至极，以凡人为吃食的漫天神佛！”孙悟空身体一僵，扭头看去，恍惚间，好似在“李二郎”身上看到了曾经那个意气风发的齐天大圣。是啊，他当初也是这般，心比天高，意气风发，但不知何时，他竟然害怕了……是他大闹天宫，连败九曜恶星，四大天王，哪吒三太子，打到凌霄宝殿时，被天帝一指镇压的动弹不得时？还是被太上老君带到兜率宫，扔进炼丹炉，冶炼七七四十九天，折磨的痛不欲生时？亦或者，是被镇压在五指山下，只能眼睁睁看着花果山猴子猴孙在自己面前被“大慈大悲”的观音菩萨剥皮拆骨时？太久了，久到孙悟空已经忘记了……突然。孙悟空仰天大笑，笑的流下眼泪，笑的头上的紧箍圈闪烁着
金光，一寸寸的收缩。笑到整个身子都在颤抖，面孔疼到扭曲，眼前一片模糊，一字一句的说道：“二郎…俺老孙交你…这个朋友…俺老孙…也绝不会…同流合污…”“砰”说完之后，孙悟空再也坚持不住，一头栽倒在地。唐太宗李世民见到孙悟空的变化后，若有所思的挥了挥手。“敬德，寻一辆空马车，送大圣去歇息……莫要被三藏法师他们发现。”尉迟恭翻身下马，将昏迷不醒的孙悟空抬到马车上。另一边。原本正舒舒服服的坐在马车上，吃着烧鹅，喝着美酒，吹嘘着自己往昔辉煌的猪八戒。冷不禁被孙悟空那狂傲笑声吓了一跳，借着酒劲，骂道：“这弼马温失心疯了？好端端的，差点吓死俺老猪。”程咬金醉醺醺的拿起美酒，给猪八戒满上之后，迷迷糊糊的说道：“天蓬元帅，想不到你当初这么厉害啊？执掌天河八万水军，威震三界。”“俺要是能有你这般厉害，定然能不被那些妖怪欺负，你是不知，有一个黑炭成精的妖怪，总是欺负俺。”“就因为俺不会神通秘术，也不是修行之人。”十几坛美酒下肚，喝的迷迷糊糊的猪八戒闻听此言，当即拍着胸膛，振振有词的说道：“兄弟…不就是神通秘术…这事就包在俺老猪身上…”“说…兄弟你想学什么…天罡三十六变…俺老猪教你！”程咬金眼中闪过一抹精光，连连摇头，唉声叹气道：“不行，万万不可，俺绝不能让大哥你为难。”“也怪俺资质太差，活该被那黑炭精欺负。”猪八戒一听就急了，手捏法诀，足足施展了几十次，方才成功。法力化作十几本书籍，落在桌案上，醉醺醺的说道：“兄弟…学…你尽管学…不学就是…不给俺老猪面子…”程咬金推脱再三，只好“勉为其难”的收下那十几本神通秘术，又给这“冤大头”添上美酒，真心实意的说道：“冤大…咳咳…大哥！俺敬你一杯！”“从今以后，你就是俺亲大哥！”(本章完)
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