第七百一十七章 打赌(2 / 2)

“俺老孙如何大言了?他虽然修持日久,历经劫难,可大和尚岂不听闻‘皇帝轮流坐,明年到我家’的道理,再说俺老孙也非等闲之人,会地煞七十二般变化,筋斗云瞬息可行十万八千里,神通法力,远胜这玉帝小儿,叫俺做玉帝,合乎情理。”猴子一本正经的道。

不得不说,猴子的话确实有道理,这天帝之位,不断更换,一直是强者据之,不过他大罗金仙的道行却太没有说服力了一些,倘若这厮是位准圣三重天的存在,又得了鸿钧道祖的默许,和玉帝争一争三界之主的位子,还是有几分可能性的。

见得这猴儿迷之自信,如来也懒得何其多说,他伸出手掌,道:“你既然说你如此了得,那贫僧便与你打上一个赌,你说筋斗云可行十万八千里,今日你在贫僧这巴掌上翻一个筋斗,如是能出了贫僧这巴掌,便算是你赢,贫僧自当说服玉皇大天尊,让他去西方佛门静修,你来做天帝,如是你出不得贫僧这巴掌,却是不必再提这玉帝一事,安心下界为妖,再修个几劫,你看如何?!”

孙猴子闻听这个赌约,看着如来那一只大掌,心中不由一喜,暗道:“这厮手掌虽然宽大,可我老孙一筋斗去十万八千里,多大的手掌跳不出去,他今日是输定了!”

想到这,猴儿道:“好,俺老孙便与你赌上一赌,只盼大和尚你信守承诺才是!”

那一只肉掌平平无奇,没有任何异像,也难怪这见识短浅的孙猴子敢答允下来。一众神将都感叹这猴子好日子到头了,如来佛祖掌中佛国的厉害,之前与那血海中的一众神魔争斗却是显露无疑,根本不是孙猴子能够抵挡的,偷丹盗酒,吃尽蟠桃,今日便是这猴子尽数还回来之际!

如来得了孙猴子答允,面上依旧是挂着慈和的笑意,并未有半分激动之色,他笑道:“那好,贫僧便领教大圣你的手段了!”

“大和尚你睁开眼睛看好了!”孙猴子冷哼一声,身影一晃,已然落在了那一只宽大的佛掌之内。他看了看脚下这一只佛掌,并未察觉出什么奇特之处,当下道:“咱们现在便开始吧,俺老孙去也!”

说到也字,孙猴子一身法力,却是尽数用来催动起筋斗云这门飞行神通来。他肉身之上骤然迸发出耀眼金光,随即整个人化作一枚金色流星,速度极快的朝着远处奔去!

想走?

如来嘴角挂着一丝轻笑,那一只手掌内,陡然有一缕金色佛光绽放,随后,一方大世界悄无声息的在其掌中出现,将那孙猴子笼罩在内。

那一方大世界,却是如来炼制的掌中佛国,其内有数之不尽的虔诚信徒和护法神灵,往日里都是日夜诵经修持,不过今日却是尽数消失不见,仿佛从这一片佛国中消失了一般。这是如来佛祖怕孙猴子承受不住他掌中佛国的压力,这才特意让这些神灵信徒散去,毕竟是对付准圣境界同阶强者大神通,一不小心强行将这孙猴子渡化了,那当真是功亏一篑。

不过虽然收摄了掌中佛国的绝大多数威能,但是单单掌中佛国的自成一界,便不是大罗金仙能挣脱出去的。这可是准圣三重天境界强者自己炼制的一方大世界,与诸天万界那些世界不一样,孙猴子如是准圣级别的强者还有一点机会,可是他不过是大罗金仙,哪里能破开界壁飞的出去?

猴子筋斗云腾云驾雾,尽情在掌中佛国大世界中飞奔,一瞬之间,已然掠过了不知多远,这猴儿低头看去,哪里还有半分手掌的影子,只有草原林地,山谷雪丘,一番凡间之景。

他心中暗喜那如来老佛输了赌约,自己马上便要坐上天帝之位,念头刚刚转过,突然眼前一花,不知何时,他前方出现了五根直上云霄的粗大天柱。

“嘿嘿嘿嘿,天柱便在此处,想来此地便是天地之尽头,这玉帝一位,俺老孙坐定了!”

孙猴子停下脚步,一边绕着那几根天柱打圈,一边自言自语,他道:“不成,得留下些记号,不然待会那大和尚不认账有如何?”

想到这,却见这孙猴子拔下一根猴毛,吹了口气,毫毛立时变作了一根沾满浓墨的双毫笔来,在那在那中间柱子上写一行大字:“齐天大圣到此一游。”写完之后,其人猥琐一笑,脱下裤子,却在第一根柱子根下撒了一泡猴尿。

如来和一众神将对于掌中世界发生的一切看得是清清楚楚,那些神将暗自为孙猴子的胆大心惊,竟敢在如来掌中撒尿,如来则是眉头微皱,他自从坐了佛门之主后,在佛门一言九鼎,哪里有被人这般羞辱过,今日还是头一遭!

可怜那猴子还不知晓自己一举一动都在人家眼皮子底下,只是运转法力,施展开筋斗云,转瞬间便回到了原地,如来亦是很费心的提前撤去掌中佛国,避免这厮在这世界里迷了路,找不回来。

“大和尚,你输了!”

孙猴子一回来,便是洋洋得意的道:“俺老孙可是老早便出了你的手掌,还在天地尽头的天柱上写了八个大字,你还不速速请那玉帝离开,让俺老孙入主凌霄宝殿?”

然而迎接他的,却是如来有些愠怒得呵斥声:“好一个大言不惭的泼猴,还在天柱上写字,你瞧瞧贫僧中指处是什么?!”

孙猴子闻言一个激灵,下意识的回头看去,却见得那如来手掌中指处,清清楚楚的写着‘齐天大圣到此一游’的八个大字,细细一闻,还有一股尿骚味扑鼻而来!

“好你个孙猴子,胆敢在贫僧的掌上撒尿,如此无礼,今日却是放不得你!”

如来脸色不善的说完话,手掌一翻,便要将孙猴子朝着地上盖去!

可是猴儿本性机灵,那孙猴子更不必多说,最会见风使舵,他一见如来真要动手,想也不想,下意识的一个筋斗云施展开来,便要朝着远处逃去……

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