第23章:喜当爹and喜当娘(1 / 2)

光天化日之下,在自己的地盘被个女人强压,悲催的是,旁边好像还有吃瓜群众。</p>

米苒脑门上的青筋都快挣破皮肤跳出来了。</p>

怎么一跟女金刚在一起,就没一件好事呢?</p>

花朵看着米苒愤怒至狰狞的脸,尴尬地小声辩解:“老板,我……我我真不是故意的……”</p>

米苒一把把花朵掀到一边,怒气冲冲地起身就走。</p>

花朵望着米苒的背影,沮丧地嘀咕:“这下马屁拍到马腿上了。”</p>

这边花朵还沉浸在懊恼中无法自拔,茶座那边已经展开了激烈的讨论:</p>

学员一:“你听到没,她要对他负责呢?”</p>

学员二:“好像是昨天晚上发生了什么似的。”</p>

每个有追求的人都有一颗八卦之心,星星之火,可以燎原。</p>

在两位当事人还一无所知的情况下,短短一天之内,整个青苒健身馆悄无声息地已经成为了八卦的温床。</p>

瑜伽室里,瑜伽女和一名瑜伽男正在练瑜伽球。</p>

瑜伽女煞有其事地小声说:</p>

“你听说了没有?那个新来的跆拳道教练花朵,在向健身馆老板米苒大献殷勤呢。”</p>

“昨晚他们好像发生了什么,还说什么要向米苒负责呢!”</p>

瑜伽男一脸兴奋:“大新闻呀!”</p>

跑步机边,一名美女正健步如飞,气喘吁吁。</p>

瑜伽男神秘兮兮地跑过来,凑到跑步女跟前:</p>

“大新闻大新闻,那个新来的跆拳道教练花朵和健身房老板米苒有一腿!还逼米苒对她负责呢!”</p>

跑步女瞪大了眼:“哇!劲爆!”</p>

动感单车边,一名美女正在奋力蹬踩。</p>

跑步女一路小跑过来:“号外号外,那个新来的跆拳道教练花朵怀了健身房老板米苒的孩子,挺着肚子逼米苒结婚呢!”</p>

动感单车女:“什么?太夸张了吧?”</p>

健美操训练房,几个女孩正在练习健美操。</p>

动感单车女兴奋地跑过来:“八卦八卦,惊天超级大八卦!”</p>

女孩们瞬间把她团团围住:“什么?什么?快说!”</p>

动感单车女绘声绘色:“那个新来的跆拳道教练花朵肚子里有米老板的孩子,都快三个月啦!”</p>

女孩们夸张地:“哇——”</p>

单车女:“听说她昨天晚上向米老板逼婚成功,我看两人很快就要奉子成婚了。”</p>

女孩一:“看不出来,那花朵外表大大咧咧,心机手段竟然这么老辣。”</p>

女孩二:“想不到我们健身房的帅气小开,就这样要结婚了,我……我不甘心呀……”</p>

小佳正巧从训练房旁边经过,听到这一消息犹如晴天霹雳:“什么?孩子都有了!?”</p>

想起米苒和花朵在健身馆第一次见面时的诡异举动,再想起今天早上花朵早早备下的药酒,小佳越发笃定了这信息的可靠性:</p>

“好你个花朵,刚来就跟老娘抢男人,太过分!”</p>

待米苒从办公室出来,重返茶座喝杯咖啡解解乏时,那八卦的版本已经升级到越发不可思议的方向了。</p>

两名女学员一边聊天一边从茶座经过。</p>

女学员一:“你听说没有,那个新来的跆拳道教练肚子里怀了米老板的孩子,都三个月了,他们马上就要结婚了,结婚证都办好了!”</p>

米苒如遭重拳出击,“噗”的一声,满口醇香的咖啡全喷了出去。</p>

女学员二:“不用说了,一定是潜规则上位的了。唉……真是世风日下,人心不古呀……”</p>

女学员一:“那是。不过说来也奇怪,那米老板也算一表人才,怎么看上了花教练呀,那可是个纯爷们呀。”</p>

女学员二:“说不定人家就喜欢纯爷们这一款嘛……”</p>

女学员一:“哎呀,你真讨厌……”</p>

二女没有留意到角落里的米苒,嬉笑着远去。</p>

米苒被这一句接一句地直砸得眼冒金星,好歹也是清清白白的良家妇男,怎么瞬间莫名其妙地就喜当爹了?</p>

这些话绝不会空穴来风,一定是那个女金刚在背后编排的。</p>

好呀,谋害老板不成,现在就开始拿老板的名誉下手了。</p>

米苒咬牙切齿、气势汹汹地杀将过去寻找罪魁祸首,正巧与从器械区过来的阿文碰了个对面。</p>

阿文:“老大,怎么回事?健身馆到处都在传你跟花教练的绯闻呢,说你们孩子都……”</p>

米苒狠狠地瞪阿文。阿文自觉地闭上嘴巴。</p>

米苒恶狠狠地问:“女金刚呢!?”</p>

阿文:“好像在跆拳道训练房呢?”</p>

米苒转身就向训练房冲去。</p>

阿文一脸惊惧:“看他这么紧张,难道,传闻是真的……”</p>

但一想起小佳,他又脸色转喜:“也好,这样小佳就对老大死心了。”</p>

米苒的身影刚在拐角处消失,器械区的八卦群众呼啦一下围住阿文:“你们老板和花教练之间到底是怎么回事呀?”</p>

稳站C位的阿文顿时有了明星般众星捧月之感,莫名有了一种要引导众生的责任。</p>

他冲着众人招招手:“嘘,有好戏看了!”</p>

众人大喜,紧跟阿文的步伐,偷偷朝着跆拳道教室方向溜去:“千万不能错过!”</p>

跆拳道教室。</p>

上一节课刚结束不久,调皮的孩子们把护具甩得遍地都是。花朵正在独自收拾着教室。</p>

米苒旋风般地推门进来,反手重重地关上了门:“女金刚!”</p>

花朵有些惊诧:“老板?你怎么来了?”</p>

米苒冷笑:“哟,我这都要奉子成婚了,我还能不来?”</p>

花朵一脸懵逼:“啊?老板你要结婚了,恭喜恭喜啊,什么时候办酒?我人到礼到!”</p>

米苒斜眼瞅着花朵:“你当然要人到呀,你可是新娘嘛。”</p>

花朵不解地:“我?新娘?”</p>

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