第167章 真假苍蓝野兽(1 / 2)

    大街上,鸣人堵住了冒牌的阿凯和小李,不住鞠躬哈腰,“拜托了,阿凯老师,这可是我漩涡鸣人最诚挚的请求,就让我跟你们一起修行吧!”瘦男和胖男有些抓瞎,“这小子从那里冒出来的。”“好像又是本尊的熟人啊!”瘦男头疼,“问题是他要跟我们去修行。”鸣人一直叫嚷,“我一直想加强体术的修行,而阿凯老师是木叶最好的体术忍者了。让我做什么都行,好不好吗?”

    胖瘦二人担心被识破,急忙拒绝。瘦男故作高深,“因为我们的修行对你来说太艰苦了。”胖男在旁边颌首。鸣人大喜,“最艰辛的修行吗?越发地让我兴奋了!拜托了,真的不会妨碍到你们的。”胖瘦二人气极了,“绝对不行!”鸣人觉得要来点狠招,“影分身术!”胖瘦二人虽然不是忍者,但是眼力不差,吃惊道,“是实体分身。”鸣人露出古怪的笑容,“后g术!”一群美女一拥而上,缠住了胖瘦二人。胖瘦二人立即中招,糊里糊涂答应了鸣人的请求。

    胖瘦二人只好带着鸣人一起行动,心里却叫苦不迭。三人迎面撞上了晶臧、白、伊那里、津奈美4人,晶臧大声招呼,“伊那里,津奈美阿姨,这两位就是木叶最强的苍蓝猛兽,阿凯老师和李洛克。阿凯老师,这位是伊那里和他的母亲津奈美,是来我们木叶游玩的。”伊那里见到鸣人也很高兴,鸣人跟大家寒暄几句,就说要跟阿凯师徒去修行。白随口问道,“阿凯老师,你怎么好像变瘦了?小李,你好像变胖了啊?”胖男和瘦男只好胡乱解释一番,一个说吃太多了,一个说最近任务太多了。

    三人离开后,继续上路,接着又遇到了山椒婆婆、阿芥、兰丸、椿4人。阿芥觉得阿凯师徒有些不一样了,山椒婆婆老眼昏花,可也看着不对劲。但是椿、兰丸都没说什么,只是热情地跟他们打招呼,说了几句闲话后,椿4人离开。椿他们一行人与晶臧4人会合,大家都看出来阿凯师徒是假冒的,晶臧笑道,“只有鸣人那个傻瓜,竟然一点也没有察觉。”椿皱眉道,“要不要将那两人抓起来?”白笑着摇头,“不用。火影大人已经有安排了。”

    胖瘦二人头疼万分,“没想到这两个家伙在这里的熟人这么多,这样下去很容易穿帮的。”鸣人三人就要走出长街时,天天堵住了他们,“凯老师,李,你们怎么了?”二人吃惊,天天穿着中国式的衣服走过来,“今天不是要去农家吗?还在晃悠什么啊,人家在等着呢!”天天拽着瘦男就走,嘴里抱怨,“我碰到晶臧他们,才知道你们竟然在逛街,真是的!”胖男和鸣人只好跟上。

    据天天说,阿凯师徒为了修行,答应帮助农户大爷来插秧。看着望不到头的禾田,胖瘦二人组脸都绿了。农户大爷笑着说,“拜托你了,还真是不好意思啊!”天天笑道,“没关系啦,是凯老师他们自愿的。”说完话,天天先走了。三人只好下水田插秧,鸣人误以为这是为了锻炼体能,也非常努力地跟着干。胖瘦二人也只好劳动,结果遇到了巨大的飞水蛭,引起了一片慌乱。胖瘦二人被水蛭弄得狼狈万分,鸣人却非常轻松,将那些水蛭全部击落,“真是不错的修行啊!”晶臧在远处观望,“这家伙还真是单细胞动物啊!”

    靠着鸣人的帮忙,胖瘦二人终于将所有禾田的工作都完成了,当然,二人累得爬在地上起不来。但是,农户大爷让三人去清理茅厕,用大粪给稻田施肥。鸣人本来不满,但是挑上担子后,来回晃荡,大叫道,“原来如此,这是为了锻炼平衡力吧!”当然,三人闹出不少笑话,整的臭不可闻,连远处看热闹的晶臧都捂着鼻子离开了。不过,工作总算做完了,三人去河里清洗。

    小樱和井野突然过来,鸣人大喜迎了上去,问小樱做什么。小樱故作可爱,“我有件事情,一定要拜托阿凯老师。”据小樱所说,她和井野一起洗好的衣服被风吹到了高处。瘦男急忙拒绝,井野走过来撒娇,“因为是凯老师,所以我们才来求你的。请不要说不行的话……”小樱也在旁边装可怜,仿佛要哭出来一样。鸣人急忙自告奋勇,“小樱,我去捡好了。”井野哼了一声,小樱立即会意,马上出拳打中鸣人,鸣人立即说不出话来。小樱继续请求,“好不好吗,凯老师?”

    瘦男抵挡不住,只好答应。衣服被风吹到了陡峭高耸的山崖的树枝上,胖瘦二人看着峭壁心里发抖。晶臧好笑,“什么嘛,分明是你用风遁将衣服故意吹了上去,又让千夏用土遁将这侧的山壁弄得陡峭无比,你们这帮女生还真会折腾人。”白轻笑,“这也是纲手大人的意思嘛!”千夏大笑,“还真期待那两个冒牌货啊!”小樱提醒胖瘦二人,“如果掉下来,肯定会摔死的。”胖瘦二人吓得大叫起来。瘦男刚要说太危险了,鸣人笑道,“小樱,井野,你们还真是找对人了。要是阿凯老师的话,这种峭壁就像如履平地一样简单。”

    小樱和井野一唱一和,大拍马屁,丝毫不给瘦男推脱的机会。最后二女一起大喊,“拜托了,老师!”看着二女凌厉的眼神,瘦男只好屈服了。于是,胖瘦二人开始艰难的攀岩,鸣人直接用脚直立走上前,“你们为什么不用查克拉吸附而上呢?”瘦男只好胡扯,“这是锻炼体力和臂力的修行!”鸣人大喜,“原来如此,我明白了。”于是,鸣人也开始用原始的手段攀岩。三人历尽艰辛,几经危难,终于爬到了挂衣服的树枝附近。胖男忍不住向下看,瘦男急忙喝止,“不要向下看。”

    胖瘦二人抓住了床单的四角,但是风太大了。白悄悄地用风遁又吹了一下,于是胖瘦二人飞到了空中,滑翔而下,落到树林里面,幸好被大树挂住,才捡了条命。鸣人大为佩服,“在这么危险的情况下,你们还不用查克拉吸附,实在太厉害了。”远处,晶臧揶揄,“白,想不到你这么阴险!”白微笑,“我早就计算好风力了,不会出人命的,只是让他们吃点苦头。”小樱和井野一起娇笑起来,千夏担心,“我们这么折磨他们,他们会不会想打退堂鼓?”

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