第135章 山寨版鸣人(1 / 2)

    青叶道,“在港口附近听说这个岛上有山贼出没。[起舞电子书]”鸣人大笑,“哈?山贼,别开玩笑了!”晶臧喊了声小心,众人一起停下来。前方出现爆炸,两棵大树倒下来,白烟散去,一个手持狼牙棍的彪形大汉挡住了去路,令木叶众人感到惊异的是,这个大汉竟然戴的是木叶护额,而不是雾隐护额。一脸凶相的大汉叫嚣,“偶啊,我们无冤无仇,在此相遇就是命运。各位,留下买路财吧!”

    鸣人没好气,“傻大个,你是谁啊?”晶臧疑惑,“你这个护额……你是木叶的……”大汉很是自得,指了指头上的护额和红色头发,“正是!我就是木叶以身破晓的漩涡鸣人大爷!”大汉将狼牙棒耍得像风车一样飞转,最后还摆了个很酷的姿势。鸣人张大了嘴巴,木叶这边冷了场,都有些滑稽的感觉。青叶忍住笑,“看来出现了呢!”晶臧道,“山寨啊山寨!”鸣人道,“你说的山寨就是……”

    晶臧大笑,“就是如此!”大汉对大家的反应很不满意,“我可是打败了佩恩的漩涡鸣人,害怕了吧?”晶臧、大和、阿凯、青叶再也忍不住了,4个人一起捧腹大笑。阿凯还故意搞怪,拍了拍假鸣人的肩头,“一模一样呢!”鸣人跳脚,“笨蛋,哪里像了呢!”大汉怒道,“你们无视我,还在这里吐槽吗?”鸣人实在气不过了,“真是的!喂,大笨蛋,你要是木叶的漩涡鸣人,那我是谁呢?”

    大汉俯视鸣人,“哈,你还真够笨的啊!连自己是谁都不知道吗?”晶臧察觉附近还藏着另外一个人,“喂喂,等等,这个家伙不会自称是木叶的金宇晶臧吧?还是不要把他揪出来了。真是不够丢人的啊!”大汉总算反应过来,“啊,你们怎么也戴着我们木叶的护额呢?难道是……”鸣人大叫,“我才是木叶的漩涡鸣人!”大汉不信,“你吹牛!”鸣人怒道,“货真价实!”大和笑道,“没想到竟然会有山寨鸣人,看来名气十足啊!”

    鸣人一行在久违的陆地上前进,而拦住他们去路的竟然是冒充鸣人的抢匪。鸣人问道,“你到底是谁呢?”大汉道,“我是……等等,如果能摆平他的话……好的,我决定了!我们在此一决胜负,看看谁才是真正的鸣人吧!”鸣人气急败坏,“你少在这里莫名其妙啦!”晶臧吐槽,“两人傻得程度不相上下啊!”大和笑道,“唯一的共同点了!”青叶打趣,“鸣人,你努力战斗,证明自己吧!”晶臧笑道,“输了的话,他就是真货了!”阿凯与大和一起颌首。鸣人气得脸色发绿,握紧了拳头,“真是没辙了!”

    假鸣人举起狼牙棒杀向真鸣人,群鸟惊飞。很短的时间后,假鸣人满头包倒在地上,被捆得结结实实,狼牙棒也掉落在一旁。晶臧叹气,“本来以为会有好戏看,完全不是一个数量级啊!”原来这个假鸣人根本就不是忍者,只是凭借蛮力来混饭吃的。鸣人道,“本事不大,嘴倒是很嚣张,连热身运动都算不上啊!”阿凯道,“这个木叶护额我们没收了。”大和道,“该怎么处置这个男人呢?我们正在赶路呢。”

    鸣人道,“这种家伙暴打一顿,扔在路边就行了!”阿凯道,“这样合适吗?让他逃掉再制造麻烦的话,你可就声名狼藉了。”鸣人道,“伤脑筋啊!”晶臧道,“我看还是想办法交给雾隐的忍者处理吧,毕竟是这是他们的地盘。”大和道,“只好如此了!”话音刚落,前面钻出来一个很瘦的绿发男子,“等等啊,各位!”晶臧道,“终于出来了啊!哎,你是谁啊?”这个很瘦的男子自称叫伊吉(伊己),是水之国负责追缉盗贼的捕快。

    晶臧松了口气,“你不是金宇晶臧就行。哎,这家伙呢?”伊吉道,“敢和这家伙对峙的人屈指可数,我看也就我们两个了。”伊吉说的两人是指自己和鸣人,“这家伙可是让人闻风丧胆的大盗贼,叫做漩涡鸣人的!”鸣人气得大叫起来,“这家伙才不是漩涡鸣人呢!”伊吉奇怪,“为什么你会知道呢?”鸣人道,“因为我才是正品的漩涡鸣人呢!”伊吉哈哈大笑,“什么?你是真的漩涡鸣人?那我还是金宇晶臧呢!”

    晶臧黑化,“你说什么,你这个不开眼的家伙!我才是金宇晶臧!”伊吉惊道,“纳尼?”大和3人哈哈大笑,鸣人抱怨,“真是的,我的大名竟然被盗贼利用。”晶臧道,“真是太混账了!你说你在追踪这个盗贼?”伊吉道,“正是。”大和道,“那就交给这个捕快先生吧!我们赶快上路了。”阿凯也同意,“就这么办吧!”木叶众人准备上路,鸣人不放心,“喂,小哥,你没问题吧?你看起来好像没有那么厉害啊!”

    伊吉生气,“你在说什么啊?人不可貌相。我可是忍者大师伊吉大人!”鸣人道,“原来你这么牛叉啊!果然不能以貌取人啊!那之后就拜托了!”晶臧怕麻烦,虽然他感觉这个伊吉是有问题的,“好了好了,我们走吧!”木叶众人离去了。伊吉拔出苦无,割断了绳子,救出了假鸣人,“真是的,大笨蛋!”假鸣人道歉,“对不起啊,哥!”伊吉一脚将假鸣人踹翻在地,“巴嘎雅鹿!你要是被干掉怎么办?废物!”

    在收拾掉抢匪后自称治安官的伊吉出现了,而让鸣人他们想不到的是这个伊吉也是抢匪的同伴。

    假鸣人皮糙肉厚,身体倒是非常强健,马上爬起来,“我本来想干掉他们的。但是你也听到了吧?他可是真正的漩涡鸣人啊!”伊吉点头,“是啊,完全没想到会在水之国遇到真货。”越想越生气,伊吉给假鸣人一顿胖揍,“你呀,真是笨蛋!你连他们的护额都不看,就跑出来抢劫,他们是真正的木叶忍者,你如何打得过他们!真是猪啊!笨蛋巴纳,你的借口我可不想听!”

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