第29章仙界和尚喝酒吃肉(1 / 1)

崟河记 臻韵 1034 字 2022-03-23

人群中有胆大之人,对左右轻声言语:“别信他们的话,这几只妖怪昨天就来过,让大师打跑了,今天又来,放心吧,大师不会放过他们。”鲁西继听见人们议论,得意的看着金鹤与灰宝,以心声告之:“怎么样?我魔族深得人心,尔等小仙还不快速速退去。”

金鹤板着脸阴沉的说:“你别高兴太早,谁胜谁败还未可知。知道你们欲建魔神殿,可敢论道?你等若赢便由得此殿继续修建,若败就让出此殿。”鲁西继和乌达对望一眼:“有何不敢,既然你们想成全我们,接下便是。神殿十日后开门迎客,届时我族便与仙界论道一番。”

“好,就这么说定了。”金鹤不再多话,与灰宝离开兴庆公园。鲁西继手抚长须不住冷笑,心中暗自高兴“就怕你们不上钩,只要祥天出现,二位魔主大人定会截杀了事。”想罢,对看热闹的信众说道:“十天后乃大吉之日,神殿广开山门,恭迎诸位信众拜访。届时还会与妖人论道比试,大伙儿若亲临助威,必有仙药馈赠。”人们听罢纷纷表态会前去助阵,而后继续守着摊位排队。

金鹤回到悟道山便与道巍告别,打算先回洞府,准备些应手的兵器和法宝。再联络几位散仙,十天后赶赴魔神殿与道巍他们汇合。道巍大喜:“地球上还有散仙?”“有那么几位,举霞飞升后不愿离去,平日里隐身于山川大海,不理俗事。”“那可要烦劳金鹤老哥走一趟了。”“不碍事,天庭征召,仙、妖皆须应征共御外敌。”

道巍带着众兄弟与罗度无尽尊者在议事厅布置任务,论道以尊者为主,若要动武比试,逍遥猴愿意首当其冲接下第一战。罗度无尽尊者双手合拢:“小友果敢,有斗战胜佛风采,只是万不可大意。如来佛已回讯于我,届时也将出席论道,与魔族一争高下。”

道巍异常欢喜:“如来大师要来是吧,那可太好了。不知我师兄会不会回来?”“此等小事不劳仙君,我佛门自可料理。”罗度无尽尊者笑着继续说:“这件事已然决定,只管等待便是。道巍小友,你对这里比较熟悉,领我四处走走,吃些美味才对。”

灰宝开心的很:“尊者所言极是,多吃些美味才有力气打架。我要吃烤鸭、烤羊腿、肉夹馍、葫芦鸡......”罗度无尽尊者哈哈大笑,逍遥猴一拍大腿:“别说了,我们这就走。”而后驾起祥云领着众人来到城内一家酒楼。待大家坐定,傲天忍不住询问:“尊者,你们和尚能吃肉喝酒?”

罗度无尽尊者点头称当然可以,傲天迷惑不解:“不是说和尚不吃肉吗?“谁说的,没这规矩。”“难道俗世的和尚和仙界的和尚待遇不一样?”罗度无尽尊者笑吟吟的说:“我佛慈悲,戒贪戒痴,不挑剔食物,仙肴仙果和粗茶淡饭都吃得下。若是成仙便要忌口,成仙又有何乐趣可言?修佛在于修心,不在于修口舌之欲。心若不坚,吃什么都没用。”

“如来大师也吃肉喝酒吗?”“他只在蟠桃宴上吃些仙酒,仙禽肉也会吃上一些。平常不太吃酒,因为他不喜欢灵山自酿佛酒。”道巍一听来了精神:“哦,是不是灵山上的酒不好喝?”罗度无尽尊者招呼大家边吃边聊,抓住一只鸡腿,三下五除二就吃完了。

擦净嘴角油渍,罗度无尽尊者端起酒杯说:“刚酿出来的时候还觉得不错,时间一久便喝腻了。负责酿酒的缦痴罗汉是个死脑筋,不肯作变通,害得大家无数年来只能喝一种酒。道门和天庭那里却是好酒无数,我们平日里没少拿山上的东西换酒喝。如来死要面子活受罪,不好意思开口向道门讨要,就等着我们余一些下来孝敬他,那才能有多少啊,总的来说,他一年也喝不上几顿舒心酒。”

说完仰头喝酒,然后砸了砸嘴巴:“说实话,此酒没道韵,也无仙果为料,可就是别具一格,不错。”尊者接着又连吃两只鸡腿,觉得不够,便让服务员再端来十只葫芦鸡。小飞红不满的抗议:“尊者,你这样吃东西可不对,哪能尽挑鸡腿吃啊!”“鸡翅膀和鸡身上的肉都给你们留着了,好吧,烤羊腿少给我一根。”

道巍看着罗度无尽尊者桌前两根啃得溜光的羊腿骨头暗自无语,“可怜的尊者,这是多少年没吃过肉了呀。如来大师也可怜,被老祖欺负不说,喝顿酒也这么难,哎,何苦来哉呢。”

这顿饭一直吃到酒店打烊才算结束,大堂经理亲自把几个人送出门外,还赠送几盒冷菜。罗度无尽尊者摸着肚皮心满意足的说:“许久未曾畅饮,今个儿确实痛快。不过有些遗憾,好几道菜未曾吃到,道巍小友,我们过几天再来尝尝,你意如何?”

“没问题,尊者喜欢自然可以常来。”道巍满不在乎摆摆手,扭头笑着对灰宝说:“今天就属你和尊者吃得最多,你身子这么小,怎能塞得下那么多东西?”罗度无尽尊者闻言赶忙摇头:“我哪有吃得多,倒是灰宝小灵仙胃口大好,让和尚羡慕得紧。”

灰宝得意万分:“今天这点还真不算什么,我以前最多一顿饭吃掉过五头牛、十只羊、外加五十条烤鱼。”道巍狐疑的看着灰宝,心想“你就使劲儿吹。”小飞红撇撇嘴:“我说二当家,你以前只是帮别人寻宝藏而已,赚点辛苦费,哪有余钱吃那么多东西?”

灰宝面不改色,平静的回答:“虽说我打工出生,难道就不能中一次大奖?”小飞红落在灰宝头顶,探头往下望:“你说的大奖是买彩票还是什么?”见大家都很感兴趣,灰宝来了精神:“奎木星上毕竟不会修炼的凡人居多,那里人族寿命以二百年为限,妖族凡体能活得长久些,可最多也就四百年。彩票便是这些凡人、凡妖鱼跃龙门的重要途径。”

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