第179章十万八千块(1 / 1)

崟河记 臻韵 1049 字 2022-03-23

罗度无尽将木月带到山顶,灰宝和如梦也跟了过来,阴阳仙翁、斗战胜佛等人围坐一起边吃喝边谈论,见到尊者斗战胜佛高声呼道:“罗兄弟去哪里了?找你不着害得我们与圣仙界交战吃亏非小。”“斗兄真能说笑,我这两下子可拿不出手,幸好不在场,否则成了累赘反倒不美。”

罗度无尽见如来变化之大吃了一惊,“本佛返老还童,怎么样,帅不帅?”如来躺在斗战胜佛大腿上悠哉悠哉。“唇红齿白,清秀脱俗,横看竖看都叫人喜欢。”尊者说完上前轻轻捏住如来脸颊:“果真能掐出水来,干脆就保持这个扮相,我保准每天孝敬你一坛好酒。”

如来满脸涨红:“大胆罗度无尽,欠收拾了是吧。胜佛,帮我揍他一顿,十万年后推荐你接替我的位子,如何?”“还是免了吧,守在灵山跟画地为牢有啥区别?我这样挺好。”斗战胜佛笑嘻嘻地学罗度无尽在如来脸上掐了几把。

阴阳仙翁咳嗽一声:“罗兄弟,这位看着眼生,怎样称呼?”斗战胜佛瞧见乐了:“你竟然没死,命真大。”“胜佛爷爷,小的我命大福大造化大,特别是遇上胜佛爷爷更觉得天地之美好,以后不待在楼里面了,定要追随在诸位高人左右,立志探索仙界、魔族的大道之本!”木月说完毕恭毕敬拱手施礼。

见大伙都看自己,斗战胜佛嘿嘿笑道:“这家伙就是木雷子吞月楼里面的镇楼神,没想到最后能逃出一条生路,倒是不简单。”“各位仙界、魔族的大人物,木月从今往后不再是吞月楼镇楼神,本人一心向道,愿意择明路而行,就算‘木月’也可以换一个适合此地风俗习惯的名号。”“你倒是干脆,如何证明自己不是奸细或者不是木雷子暗藏的棋子,关键时候发动致命一击?”灵逍轻声问道。

“不怕诸位高人见笑,我是弃子。六圣使木雷子眼见难以取胜,准备爆掉吞月楼对你们予以重创,他压根没想过带我离去,相反还准备拿我作养料欲使自爆威力更甚一筹。横竖左右活不成,只能铤而走险博一把,哪知真就让我逃了出来。”阴阳仙翁招手示意:“木月,你到我这儿来。”

木月见这位红脸老者坐在斗战胜佛身旁,两者关系似乎不错,于是堆起笑容紧走几步:“老神仙有何指教?但凡我能做到必定办得漂漂亮亮。”阴阳仙翁盯着木月看了一儿,用手指点尚未醒来的缤纷:“认识他吗?”“回禀老神仙,他是木雷子身边的暗月,准确形容好比是一缕月光,无孔不入啊,专门干一些木雷子不方便出手的活儿。”木月斟酌用词,讲完后对自己能够清楚表达非常满意,脸上笑容殷勤,眼露期盼神色。

阴阳仙翁缓缓说道:“你口中的暗月发动了致命一击,使我徒儿身负重伤,如何证明你不是‘暗月’?”木月惊呼:“老神仙慧眼如炬,我只负责管理吞月楼的花花草草,哪有本事干那种高难度的活儿。”“和尚有何意见?”阴阳仙翁对如来说道。“木雷子这手很厉害,我和灵道友曾仔细检查缤纷,并未看出异常,木月身上似乎也很正常,这可如何是好?”

斗战胜佛哈哈笑道:“简单的很,把木月剁成十万八千块,然后再好好查找,找到了皆大欢喜,找不到更是好事,最后再把碎肉拼回去,怎么样?”鬼魔王拍手鼓掌:“好主意,他的神魂如何处置?”“交给我,我最拿手的就是探查神魂。”

木月苦着脸:“能不能别切得那么碎呀?否则会疼死我了。”“放心,看你这么有诚意,下手自然有分寸。”斗战胜佛挥动金箍棒笑着说道。“胜佛爷爷,你可不能用棍子,这玩意儿可切不成肉。”黑鼠王开口:“胜佛别吓唬他了,把他交由本尊料理,保管一块不多一块不少。”

斗战胜佛将金箍棒扛在肩头走到一边,灰宝凑过来轻声问道:“斗大哥,道巍几时可以复原?”“嘿嘿,代理星主当上瘾了是吧,估计要有一段时间,你可要好好表现,未尝不能就此扶正。”灰宝直摇头:“我可没这个意思,星主的位子不好坐,压力太大了。道巍早日回归,这个担子就卸下来了。”“天底下哪有这等便宜事,想要人前风光就必须耐得住人后吃苦。小子,多做多学,多学多做,我很看好你哦!”

黑鼠王竖起双手朝木月一通比划,再看镇楼神在难以置信的神情中成为一块块碎肉,阴阳仙翁放出感知赞道:“黑鼠王好身手,果然分毫不差,正好是十万八千块。”“小把戏,班门弄斧而已。”黑鼠王说完坐在灰宝身边低声交待:“徒弟,师父将赶赴火烈星域寻找机缘,你留在地球好生修炼,有仙界诸位同道在此照拂一二,为师放心许多。切记,遇事莫要逞强,你暂任星主之职更要谨慎行事。”“师父放心便是,您也要多多保重,碰见为难之处就找地藏菩萨帮忙,尊者已打过招呼,大家都是自己人。”灰宝虽然不舍却知道黑鼠王必须离开,也就不说无用废话,给师父敬了一杯酒权作送别。

罗度无尽查验完毕没发现异常,阴阳仙翁、灵逍和如来三人又分辨检验也没发觉问题。木月的神魂飘在旁边,大气都不敢出,担心万一被木雷子做过手脚可就是有理难辨,所幸无事平安。确实没查出问题,老仙翁对着密密麻麻的碎肉弹出一指,七彩祥光绽现,木月恢复完整。

“坐下说话,把你知道的都说出来。”阴阳仙翁亲自给木月倒了一杯酒,递过去呵呵笑道:“你实话实说,有诚意便收留你。若是三心二意,不杀你,但也不会把你留在地球,将你放逐星空自生自灭。”木月毫不见外,端起酒杯细细品尝,滋滋称赞:“好些年未曾享用如此美酒,真解馋啊!神仙爷爷请放心,我已下定决心追随各位高人,接下来所说的每一句话绝无半点虚假。”

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