“从前,悟空和唐僧一起上某卫视的非诚勿扰,孙悟空上台全灭…” 莫谦笑嘻嘻的说道,话说一半就不说了,等待呆妹儿主动回应。 “说啊,别吊胃口。”呆妹儿生性豪爽,停止了哭泣,非常专注的听着莫谦讲故事,为啥孙悟空上台灯就全灭了呢? “理由:1.没房没车只有一根破棍. 2.保镖职业危险.3.动不动打妖精,对女生不温柔. 4.坐过牢,曾被压五指山下500年。唐僧上台,哗!灯全亮。理由:1.公务员; 2.皇上兄弟,后台最硬 3.精通梵文等外语 4.长得帅 5.最关键一点:有宝马!”莫谦不顾众人,自顾自的笑了起来,他也是从无聊从网上找的段子… “额…死神你好污!” 呆妹儿小脸一红,害羞的说道,当她听到孙悟空没车没房一根破棍的时候明显想歪了。 这时,经过莫谦的笑话调节,阴森的监狱忽然变得有点轻松… 沙沙沙… 急促的脚步声,僵尸的惨叫声滚滚而来… “准备攻击,争取在子弹消耗光完成任务!”莫谦全神贯注的盯着屏幕,黑洞洞的M249枪口对准下方的楼梯,若是敢有僵尸上来,保准把它打的面目全非,连他妈都认不出来… 沙沙沙… 近了,更近了… 莫谦甚至能听到僵尸粗重的喘气声,瞪大眼睛看到五头强化僵尸打头阵,身后涌动着无数普通僵尸,立马打开队友语音,掏出刚捡到的三颗手雷扔了过去… “撤!” 开玩笑,强化僵尸在狭小的空间根本就是无敌的存在!尤其还是在有五名强化僵尸的情况下… 惹不起,惹不起… 监狱共有四层,路净带领队友跑到了三楼,顿时手雷爆炸声接连不断的传来… “击杀七百名僵尸即可完成任务,成功吃鸡!” 莫谦眉头舒展看来,几颗手雷就干掉了几十名僵尸,稳赚不亏的买卖。来不及开口庆幸几句,五名强化僵尸再次突袭而来… “没死?”莫谦估摸着强化僵尸血量消耗的也差不多,看了看还有两个楼梯的空间,毫不犹豫的扣动了扳机。 哒哒哒! 砰!砰!砰! 房间内回荡着子弹爆裂的声音,幽蓝色的火焰从枪口冒出,僵尸们纷纷倒下,身上被子弹打穿,绿色的液体将楼梯完全涂抹… 击杀数字越来越多,完成任务的目标触手可及。莫谦看了眼背包中剩余的八十5.56子弹以及60发12口径子弹松了口气… “击杀五百名僵尸即可完成任务成功吃鸡!” “加油,我们稳赢!” 莫谦打开队友语音鼓励道,胜利在望啊,不出意料的话,在安全区刷新之前他们就能把剩余的五百名僵尸击杀! … “队长,我们好像快输了!” “是啊,他们再击杀五百名僵尸就成功吃鸡了!” “哼!放心吧,我们稳赢。两名僵尸王拿着枪去对面的山上去狙杀主播,等会让复活的五名强化僵尸继续顶在前方,我是强化僵尸王,混在普通僵尸里面放冷枪!” 僵尸指挥官冷笑说道,他玩绝地求生也有好几百个小时了,枪法绝对能够在三秒之内扫死楼上的四名人类。 “好!” 两名僵尸王齐声回答道,随后离开了监狱。按照队长所说的,跑步前去对面的S山顶恰好有个角度能够瞄准莫谦等人的身体… 哒哒哒! 砰!砰!砰! 仿佛杀不完,仿佛僵尸是无穷无尽的… 双方都杀红了眼… 僵尸无脑的向前冲,莫谦M249子弹用光,掏出散弹S12一喷子干掉了楼梯口的四五名僵尸… 很久很久过后,僵尸们如潮水般退去,他们很多队友都分散地图的各个角落,所以需要点时间去召集队友,游兵散将总比团结一致好太多。 “你们找到指定位置没有?” 僵尸指挥官心中疑惑的对僵尸王说道,怎么回事?他所挑选的距离不过四五百米,开车撑死十几秒的功夫就能到达,为何还不到? “队长,我们马上就跑到地方了。”一名僵尸王兴冲冲的说道,僵尸行走本就比人类缓慢,他们可谓是费了九牛二虎之力去奔跑… “你们?走着去的?” 僵尸王露出个生无可恋的表情,监狱外面停放了几十辆车,为什么不开车呢? 不怕神一样的对手,就怕猪一样的队友啊! “大家现在外面耐心等待,等僵尸王爬到狙击地点,到了那时就是我们最后一波的攻击了!”僵尸指挥官开始战前动员,所以的僵尸井然有序的站在原地,抬着头看着上面墙面无数铁链… … “僵尸估计等队友,我们先去把监狱给搜下吧。”莫谦通过缝隙看到外面的僵尸,放心的跑到顶楼房间去搜索装备。 子弹,还是极度缺少子弹啊… “呆妹儿,你用的AKM吧?这里有六十发7.62子弹。” 莫谦走进第一个房间,空荡荡的房间地上摆放着两瓶止疼药,零零散散摆放着浅黑色的7.62子弹。虽然自己不能用,但队友至少能用… 五个房间,通通被搜刮干净,重新回到三楼的楼梯口严阵以待… … 放眼望去,九十多名分成四排站在空地上,五名强化僵尸身强力壮,站在正前方。僵尸指挥官满意的点点头。 “僵尸王准备好了吗?” “OK!”爬在监狱对面山峰的两名僵尸王,手中抱着两把SKS,打开四倍镜瞄准了三楼的人类,准心中赫然是莫谦的头部… “冲! 依旧五名强化僵尸挡在正前方吸引火力,普通僵尸躲在后面,争取冲破莫谦四人的防线后挠死他们! 其中一名抱着UMP9冲锋枪的僵尸混迹在普通僵尸中,枪口抬高,瞄准打的火热的莫谦… “嘿嘿,莫谦,没想到吧。” 中山市某个豪华旅店,一名身材魁梧,长相颇为帅气的年轻人专注的盯着眼前的屏幕,嘴角扬起一抹坏坏的笑容。 若是周雨桐在这里,肯定一眼就能认出他的身份… 虎贲军副队长帝恨! … 砰!砰!砰! 莫谦打光弹夹,退到后面,呆妹儿抱着步枪AKM闭着眼睛,尖叫出声对准楼梯口扫射… 对于那些死去后恶心无比的僵尸,呆妹儿是真的不想看到了,她害怕把晚上吃的饭给吐出来… 砰!砰!砰! 步枪已经用光,四人皆使用散弹枪攻击敌人… 哒哒哒… “帝恨jbzd击倒了MQjbzd!” 谁在开枪???
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